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Cobra Cum Busted

When your dick is so big it breaks a condom right when you cum.
Hay man, I cobra cum busted in my girl last night.
by Twark June 15, 2018
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BustedTees.com

A t-shirt company who commonly advertises their wares on UrbanDictionary.com. Usually very tasteful clothing.
Hey Joe, lets get on UrbanDictionary.com...whoa, look at the chicks modeling for BustedTees.com...they've got HUGE boobies!
by J McDee February 12, 2008
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busted

Adjective: Broken, nonfunctional

Colloquial term which can be used to describe things that are in pieces as busted dishes, but is more commonly used especially to describe mechanical devices that do no longer work.
I had to get my car towed 'cause it's busted.
by Ann Pearl Owen April 4, 2008
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busted

adjective

1. Messed up. Stupid. Lame. Ignorant. Is used to describe the actions of another individual or group of people as being negative or having a negative effect on others.
Jon takes the last cold Mountain Dew Revolution out of the fridge.

Ben:(goes to the fridge) I'm so thirsty. I think that I'll have the last of my Dew Revolution. (notices there is none) What happened to my Dew?

Jon: Sorry, dude. I took the last one.

Ben: That's busted.

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Tony: When I got back in town last weekend from a long business trip, the first thing that I wanted to do was go home to see my wife. When I got there, she was in the process of hooking up with someone else.

Jeff: Man, that's pretty busted.

Tony: I know. I felt like I should be on Jerry Springer or something.
by jcsavestheday October 16, 2008
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Busted

1. The state of being broken, irreparable, or malfunctioning.

2. A negative quality associated with the nature of an item, system, or process.

3. The state of being undesirable or unattractive.
1. My car wouldn't start today, that shit is so busted.

2. The road signs to get back to the interstate in Miami are confusing as hell. That shit is so busted.

3. Phil: That girl looked good from the back but she was a total butterface.
Shek: Yeah she had a hot body but her face was busted.
by MrMagicShack March 23, 2009
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busted tees

A website that advertises on urbandictionary.com ALL the time. Usualy has a girl who looks like a crackhead in the advertisements, but sometimes actually has a diffrent, more attractive girl. They advertise for shitty tee shirts that are supposed to be funny, but aren't.
Busted tees is a really, really shitty online store.
by ZohMyGod January 4, 2007
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busted

being extremely intoxicated from alcohol beverages
by tizzy April 15, 2003
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