barton

the barton is very misunderstood in modern english many people think it is a type of intercourse and some think it is a poop scoop, both wrong. a barton is actually a small feeble agressive child that will sack tap, debag, t-bag, curb stomp and even circumcise anyone who offends him. they usually come in the shape of a Joel but often get renamed to Jopel. they also like to have sex with small children gigidy gigidy goo

you guys omg, omg you guys jopel totaly just destroyed my daughters cherry, theres cunt all over the room.
or
barton just took my testicles because i reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a coil.

by jackisasexygitmmmm February 22, 2008

Bartos

The act of licking someone's leg repeatedly as they please them self in a lay-z-boy recliner.

Lauren orgasmed soon after her dog began bartosing her.

by joshharrissonsadouche August 27, 2009

barto

a very poor species that lives in chazy and has a stench that goes from chazy to florida
(requires orange hat)

Hey look at that barto over there ridin his tractor...must be looking for some bottles

by caroline September 16, 2004

Barstool

verb:to forcefully insert into the rectum or vaginal opening, wooden or in some cases metal tavern furnishings

Sally like to be barstooled by a studded stool.

Tom gets a little to into barstooling himself in a dark closet surrounded by pink stuffed bears.

by esCo February 25, 2003

Barton College

My dream College... seriously.

matt- what
brandi- if i don't get into Barton College i will die/cry

by bartonbabe February 9, 2010

Barton

A small village which thinks it is a town. It takes pride alongside the river humber which tends to flood it. It is filled with chav wannabies, And 14year old prostitues.

A town is sposed to have a town center not a market place, but yet barton take place in this and hides behind the fact it is secretly a village.

by Debbie Murphy January 6, 2008

Bartosz

Some shmuck who thinks thier cool and good at everything. Also loves to touch guys and his logic confuses everyone around.

This guy confuses me
Ye he must be a bartosz

by Ender-co October 28, 2020