the barton is very misunderstood in modern english many people think it is a type of intercourse and some think it is a poop scoop, both wrong. a barton is actually a small feeble agressive child that will sack tap, debag, t-bag, curb stomp and even circumcise anyone who offends him. they usually come in the shape of a Joel but often get renamed to Jopel. they also like to have sex with small children gigidy gigidy goo
you guys omg, omg you guys jopel totaly just destroyed my daughters cherry, theres cunt all over the room.
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barton just took my testicles because i reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a coil.
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barton just took my testicles because i reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a coil.
by jackisasexygitmmmm February 22, 2008
Word used to impress the opposite sex mainly because it is such an arousing name to begin with.
Also known as Adam ariss a norwigen porn star.
Also known as Adam ariss a norwigen porn star.
by jackisasexygitmmmm November 27, 2007
a rather strange cock, commonly in the shape of a kettle but reports have been made of other shapes such as in the shape of a united states plug and the most strange reporting of an ariss has been confirmed as an exact replica of a nokia 3310
omg you guys, you guys omg, i have totaly just sat on an ariss.
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holy crap i have just been ariss slapped
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holy crap i have just been ariss slapped
by jackisasexygitmmmm November 30, 2007
although it is commonly know as a rather large penis, most people seem to think this is a good thing, ariss is actualy a large black cock. the bellend is actualy in the shape of a 1950's kettle and the pubic hairs are this with bacon grease. and with a small peanut sized ball sack the ariss is currently undergowing surgery to replace the penis with a small hamster
by jackisasexygitmmmm November 27, 2007
commonly known as the worlds biggest penis, many women have died shortly after an encounter with the ariss
by jackisasexygitmmmm November 27, 2007
a rather strange cock, commonly in the shape of a kettle but reports have been made of other shapes such as in the shape of a united states plug and the most strange reporting of an ariss has been confirmed as an exact replica of a nokia 3310
omg you guys, you guys omg, i have totaly just sat on an ariss.
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holy crap i have just been ariss slapped
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holy crap i have just been ariss slapped
by jackisasexygitmmmm November 30, 2007