The Barteller is when you are balls deep in Thomas Bartels and he screams and accidentally mutters his biggest secret. you can only find it out while trying this.
'hey dude do you know the big secret about Thomas bartells?'
'yeah its that he fucked his dog on a Tuesday with a doorknob and a pitchfork'
how the fuck did you find that out?!'
'hush my child, the Barteller"
'yeah its that he fucked his dog on a Tuesday with a doorknob and a pitchfork'
how the fuck did you find that out?!'
'hush my child, the Barteller"
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Friend: Brooooo.... did you see the fight between Kathy and Samantha during 5th period lunch
Me: “No but Jess was proudly telling everyone about it in Mr. Mats us dev class.”
Friend: (giggles) I’m not going to lie but Broooooooooooooooooooooooo THAT BITCH GOT BARTED!!
Me: “No but Jess was proudly telling everyone about it in Mr. Mats us dev class.”
Friend: (giggles) I’m not going to lie but Broooooooooooooooooooooooo THAT BITCH GOT BARTED!!
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