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Baltimore Girl

Living in one of the 5 non-life-threatening areas in Baltimore City-- Fed Hill, Fells, Canton, Harbor East or Mt. Vernon, Baltimore girl is in her 20's, has a mediocre 9-5 office job, teaches in the county (because city schools are too dangerous) or she works as a nurse at Hopkins. Baltimore Girl is a wanna-be hardcore sports fan who is found flirting around in her "favorite" Ravens jersey each Sunday during home game tailgates or away game drinking sessions known on facebook statuses as Sunday Funday. She could care less about football, but since 98% of her male-counterparts are die-hard sports fans with 7 fantasy teams and take off Mondays after their team loses due to being heartbroken- she must at least seem interested in sports to keep them interested. Baltimore girl can be found at a Merritt gym.. where she takes body-pump classes in attempts to ward off those extra beer lbs from her alcohol infested wkends.. In the summer, she tans by the gym pool and drinks overpriced drinks from the bar. She gossips to friends about her puppy, Frank, complains about the meathead or private school jerk who never called after she slept w/ him on the first night.. and wonders why she doesnt have better luck with men. Once she settles down, Bmore Girl will move out of the city to raise her fam; unless of course shes smart and moves to a city with more culture- DC, NYC, or somewhere in CA. But chances are, Bmore girl was born, raised and will raise her own kids in the lovely Bawl-more too
Baltimore Girl Facebook Status: Getting crazzzy tonight in Fed Hill with some sexy bitches. Love my girls. <3
by sexysue02 November 19, 2010
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Balamory

Balamory is a childrens TV show, designed for children who are under 5, though has a larger fan club in the over 13 agegroup.
Having been to the island were the shoot Balamory. (the village is called Tobermory, have been visiting it for years and years.)
Archies pink castle doesn't exist!!!!!!
The man boobed crazy camper's lair of yougurt-puppets isn't there.
just thought uz need 2 know.
Archie is by far the best character.
Josie jump's house doesnt exist either but who cares abt her?
by born in the wrong decade November 30, 2004
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Baltimore Raven

A game in which a man takes a shit on his girlfriends hand while she falls asleep on the couch in a Ray Lewis jersey, then using a feather he tickles her nose so she smashes the shit in her face, making her resemble and smell like the actual Ray Lewis.
I watched the Baltimore Raven game last night and I swear Ray Lewis was blacker and more shit-smelling than ever.
by marcqanto March 25, 2011
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Baltimoron

(n) a resident of Baltimore, esp. one who puts Old Bay in his coffee

Related word: Baltimoronic (adj)
At Orioles games, Baltimorons always like to desecrate the National Anthem by screaming "O!" in the middle of it.
by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004
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Baltimore

The largest city in Maryland which is home to:
1.) An overrated aquarium that makes you pay through the nose and stand on a five mile line to get in the door
2.)A shitty baseball team that is run by a lousy owner who fires every decent manager he's ever had
3.)An East-Side that makes post nuclear-bombed Nagasaki look like heaven on earth
4.) Overpriced Parking garages
5.) A scary anime convention held every summer in which thousand of costume wearing anime fans make it look like Dawn Of The Dead has hit baltimore
6.)Dundalk...need I say more?
7.) Highlandtown....ditto
8.)The country's highest murder rate
9.) More gang wars than Chicago or NYC combined
10.) Sisqo (God help us)
Baltimore: Harm City
by Vincent October 28, 2004
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baltimore

Maryland's largest city. It's more of a piece of shit than Annapolis. Has the highest crime rate, and HIV infection rate in the United States. It's filthy, and you cant buy anything without it being stolen.
Basically, if you live in Baltimore, you suck because Baltimore sucks.
by FUCK BALTIMORE November 7, 2008
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baltimore beatdown

A maneuver consisting of ripping off someone's arms and legs and beating them to death with them during sex.
I'll be your boyfriend....after I give you the Baltimore beatdown.
by tsuru January 5, 2009
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