Babe-bagel

A young, attractive female. Similar to the term "stud-muffin" for men.

Back at the height of her popularity, a lot of young men fancied Cindy Lauper. Cindy was a true babe-bagel.

by curry_donut April 08, 2011

bagel shit

when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.

man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.

by ur bother June 12, 2010

bagel ass

"when you got a flat ass"
-ham

(mostly referring to princess sophia's bagel ass)

Nathan: You got a bagel ass
(*just so u know, sophie is flat as fucc*)
Sophia: I do not have a bagel ass

by a dissapointment August 03, 2018

tird bagel

To yell randomly IN class when you forgot to do your homework

AWW tird bagel I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK

by FUCKY THE DRUNK CLOWN February 12, 2010

pizza bagel

A dynamic duo comprised of two people, one from an Italian background, the other from a Jewish backgroud. Together the two form a combination that is simply put, brilliant!

"Hey look, there's Jewish Bagel, or Italian Bagel, I don't know what you call yourselves." "I think you mean Pizza Bagel."

by B. Agel May 15, 2007

Bagel

a product used for managing male back hair

Fred used the bagel to manage his back hair.

by Anonymous November 02, 2003

Bagel-Whore

A girl who hires herself out on street corners for less than it takes to buy a bagel.

Term originates from the fanfiction story 'Liberated Aficionado' by Queen-Cocaine.

Person 1: I heard that Helen sucked off fifteen guys and got paid four dollars.
Person 2: I know, she's such a bagel-whore.

by Sno-kween May 22, 2007