austria

schnitzel

austria. schnitzel

by enkoyomi on tt/insta February 25, 2022

Austrian Roulette

suicide; unlike Russian Roulette, this one uses push-fed firearms to ensure every trigger pull is a winner

"Hey dude how's it going at your cousins' wedding?"
"I'm into my 13th glass and none of the single girls will hold a conversation with me. I'm going to die alone."
"Don't sweat it, they don't know what they're missing out on. Instead of sulking there why don't we go bar hopping tonight?"
"Nah, I think I'll just play Austrian Roulette..."

by MahNamehJEF March 6, 2022

asterisk

What people put to some certain things if they claim that some certain team and or player(s) cheated.

Some crybaby 11 year old Call of Duty player: He cheated against me, because I clearly had the game won, but he sneaked up from behind and brutally killed me, therefore his victory should have an asterisk to it.
Some 21 year old Call of Duty player that has more experience playing the game and has won more: Shut up boy, I have more experience playing this game than you do and it showed.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 11, 2022

Austria

The most influential non-democratic member of the European Union.

Person 1: Austria? You mean Australia?
Person 2: Hitler, not Kangaroos.

by non-democratic Austria April 27, 2022

Austrian

A half-orgasm

Origin: Once upon a time my history teacher said that the Austrians got half orgasm when the germans invaded

Damn that gave me an austrian!

by tthe.antt May 25, 2022

asterior

Ugly ass group that can’t sing for shit, they are a wanna be grupo firme

Person 1:have you heard the asterior music

Person2: yeah bro, they music is ass

by Idkwhatpseudonym is June 21, 2022

austries

an australian person's nutsack, testicles.

"dear, becky showed me her fat austries."

by /zinnia/ August 2, 2022