Ads-iety attack

-noun

An episode of anxiety that occurs when all of the television shows that you are watching simultaneously take a commercial break.

Johnny was enjoying Monday Night Football, Two and A Half Men, and a Scrubs re-run when all three shows went to commercial break. He was bombarded with soda and car insurance ads, and as a result, suffered an ads-iety attack.

by Colonel H-mufuggin Stinkmeaner September 28, 2009

Amtracker

A member of the World's finest fighting force, the United States Marine Corps who specializes in opperating Amphibious Assault Vehicle. Under the Military Occupational Specialty 1833, the tracker is the pride of the Marine Corps being the only MOS in the entire Marine Corps to remain Amphibious. Trackers are also known as AmGrunts, because they often serve as infantry. YAT YAS. You aint Tracks, You aint Sh#t!

an 1833: Amtracker will tear you up with his 50 cal machine gun and Mk 19 automatic grenade launcher.

by CelticsFan69 January 31, 2012

rack attack

1. When a woman's breasts are a weapon.

2. A rack so fine, if could be deadly.

That girl hit me with the rack attack.

by DavidSolidus September 22, 2005

attraction

1)a person or thing that catches the attention of another being
2)the magnetic force that pulls two people together regardless of their own will
3)easy to avoid, but impossible to ignore

The attraction she felt toward him was impossible to resist. She was not only drawn to his physical appearance, but also to his unique personality.

by SnakeLover October 2, 2006

shart-attack

a series of rapid sharts, usually in public, like at a party, work, or school.

"dude, i just ate seven chili-dogs. i feel like im going to have a shart-attack"
"im as serious as a shart-attack"
"that guy at the party last night, had a serious shart-attack. he had crap all over his pants"
shart fart shit poop party accident

by Eloy Denis June 13, 2011

Spag Attack

When A Person Acts In A Weird, Spag Like Manner.

Person1: What On Earth Are You Doing??

Person2: Oh Dear I'm Having A Spag Attack,

Both: Hahaha!

by letmego February 23, 2008

sensual attraction

a desire for touch ie: hugging, cuddling, hand holding, kissig, etc. but not a sexual or romantic relationship with a person. no lust is involved

sensual attraction : cuddling or hugging but no sexual intercourse

by essiebaby August 1, 2015