Assophone

This came up from a game of jackbox, and i thought it was hilarious, so its a real word now. It is a smidge crude/a swear intended and implying that the music smelled it and dealt it all in one foul blow of its assophone.
The "Assophone", or ass music, is when a song or instrument being played is so ass, that it sounds like it came out of and was played by their ass. Normally, you wouldn't say it very often, but when you do, you know that song was ass, and should never be heard ever again by sane mortal ears.

Bro 1: "Dude-bro, check out my new tunes! Pass me the aux."
Really bad music
Bro 2: "Bro that music was a fucking assophone, dont EVER play that ever again."

by smöls March 3, 2022

asspa

asspa inc was created by mars to protect the rights of african americans

"i own asspa lol"

by WHOISMARSON July 27, 2022

Asspiring Failure

A phrase to describe someone who is failing at life.

Oh, you see that kid there, the one who stares at cat pics in class? He's an Asspiring Failure.

by Gan12Maglev August 17, 2022

Asspickle

A useless and weak dissipated dumbass that would be a piece of s*** if they somehow stop being such a dick

You sank my boat, lost $10,000 at the casino, and cheated on me with my Siamese twin sister. Good God you're such an asspickle!

by Moody Loner with Handgun May 7, 2023

Assperger Syndrome

A disorder characterized by people who use their real or imagined asperger's diagnosis as an excuse to act like an asshole.

Elon Musk suffers from Assperger Syndrome.

by John the Felon May 9, 2023

asspiss

really bad diarrhea

During our trip to the music festival last year Rob had the worst case of asspiss in our RV....

by asspiss_survivor June 24, 2023

Asappy

As soon as possibly! ASAP-y, abbreviation spoken as an acronym.

Mom just left the checkout line to grab something else, she better get back asappy!

by post s script September 19, 2023