n. 1.) a college educated middle class white man whose inability to relate to other human beings has persuaded him that extremist libertarian or paleoconservative political views are superior to all other positions
2.) a political movement characterized by a psychological inability to either feel empathy for one's fellow man or interact with people in ordinary settings. This disorder often manifests itself in a hatred of modern society.
3.) someone who thinks all children should be home-schooled, all roads should be operated by private companies, and all laws ought to optional and enforced by private judges.
2.) a political movement characterized by a psychological inability to either feel empathy for one's fellow man or interact with people in ordinary settings. This disorder often manifests itself in a hatred of modern society.
3.) someone who thinks all children should be home-schooled, all roads should be operated by private companies, and all laws ought to optional and enforced by private judges.
He's an aspergertarian.
by Herls January 22, 2011
Get the aspergertarian mug.A form of high functioning autism. While the disorder itself isn't fake, there are unfortunately a lot of fat internet losers out there who diagnose themselves with the disease in an effort to excuse their social ineptitude, sort of like the way ADHD is falsely diagnosed in bratty kids who just dont like paying attention in school. Actual sufferers of the disease will have some trouble functioning in social situations, but they won't go around yelling "SHUT UP IT'S ASPERGERS'S FAULT" every time you tell them that they're annoying and nobody likes them.
Sam has asperger's. He has trouble making eye contact, has trouble with motor skills, and shows some obsessive-compulsive behavior.
Danny is a fat social cripple who read on the internet that people with asperger's have trouble talking to others, and immediately diagnosed himself with it. He now uses it as an excuse for his inability to talk to girls.
Danny is a fat social cripple who read on the internet that people with asperger's have trouble talking to others, and immediately diagnosed himself with it. He now uses it as an excuse for his inability to talk to girls.
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Male 1: Dude last night I was asphyxibating and I passed out.
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Get the Aspen mug.Just a sceintific neurological term for one with a superior mind to that of a common human. Generally dose not care about social life because he knows that in the long run they have no meaning. Often times, a human with this advantage has an area of near absolute knowlegde, commonly a mathmateical subject. However, it is not unusal for one with this variation of autism to have a vocabualry superior to that of his peers. Within the limbo of autsic and normal, humans with asperger's syndrome are form two words.
However, the common man (because of his natural fear of what he dose not understand) often considers a man with said advantage to be a retard because of his lack of social skills. But intellectually speaking, humans with asperger's syndrome are more intelligent than the common man. Hyperlexia is also common amongst these neurological variations of humans.
However, the common man (because of his natural fear of what he dose not understand) often considers a man with said advantage to be a retard because of his lack of social skills. But intellectually speaking, humans with asperger's syndrome are more intelligent than the common man. Hyperlexia is also common amongst these neurological variations of humans.
"I have asperger's syndrome, therefore I am mentally superior to that of my jock peer. BWAHAHAHA!!!"
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