Damn, I Ate WAY too much of that Asparagus, and I Know I have a Mean Asparapiss Waiting to Greet me Later in the Can.
by tha malcontent May 14, 2008
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becky-omg yeah i could fit like 69 of them in my mouth
elaine-do you think i could get an STD from giving him head?
becky-you'll never know unless you find out
elaine-thx for the advice bae. luv u
becky-omg yeah i could fit like 69 of them in my mouth
elaine-do you think i could get an STD from giving him head?
becky-you'll never know unless you find out
elaine-thx for the advice bae. luv u
by cutiepatootiewithanicebooty June 15, 2014
Get the asparagus mug.a creature rarely to be seen out in the wild (especially during the winter months). Prefers to stay hidden in her dwelling but you can bait her to come out with a little bit of gossip or an old fashioned episode of The X Factor. Has a difficult time swimming and biking, and hates inviting people over for Thanksgiving (especially if they are brown). Spends most of her day putting people in pain by pulling their teeth out, and loves every minute of it. Tends to go on huge shopping sprees (on line or in town).
"Hey, will you come out with us and have fun?"
"No, I am going to stay home.."
"Oh, don't been such an Ammarah!"
"No, I am going to stay home.."
"Oh, don't been such an Ammarah!"
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by bobby_88 March 12, 2020
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Kid: My mommy has some in the freezer...
Pervert: I meant YOUR asparagus, sweetcheeks!
Kid: My mommy has some in the freezer...
Pervert: I meant YOUR asparagus, sweetcheeks!
by Baraldo.Jefferson June 23, 2007
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by stretchman March 16, 2007
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