ascllepius

Name of a sexy, wise, pro and evil energy elf from Global MU Online.
Based on the name Asclepius from greek mythology.

That EE is called Ascllepius

by Roberta Cristiane January 3, 2009

Aschoff

Someone who is just a plain "ol" bitch...she likes other people...or at least makes u think she does...but really...deep inside...she hates everyone...she acts like a bitch at all times bossing people around making them do completely pointless shit!...

oh fuck...its aschoff

by k1n3t1c3n3rgy March 16, 2010

ascon

i: whatever
ii: you are on your own
iii: to whom it may concern.

you: i don't like your hair style
me: ascon

by Mr. Dido June 28, 2010

Aschle

A shy but sweet girl who loves to sing, & will do... at length... whether you want her to or not :p Cannot speak to the other sex without her backup, but once you do meet her, you wont forget her. Lots of fun to have around :)

"well i wanna go talk to him.... You should come with me!!"

"oh god don't pull an Aschle.."

by lizzyb23 January 13, 2011

Ascarf

To be simultaneously confused and embarrassed.

I found myself ascarf when I lost the chess match to Charles Barkley.

by JayElDubya January 22, 2012

Aschmid

The bestest friend you will have who is always there for her friend.
She is a gorgeous person in and out. (:

Aschmid, I love you!

by Radzz108 June 22, 2012

Ascertciates

n. uh-sert-see-eyts; ə-surt-sēē-āts

A portmanteau of associates degree and certification, reflecting those who have skipped college and instead achieved certifications. Also reflects an increase in employment requirements for certifications that either replace or supplement a degree.

John: How did you get this job? Did you have the experience or did you get a CS degree?
Jane: I skipped college and got my Cisco ascertciates.

John: What degree did you need for this job?
Jane: I needed more than just my bachelors, because those assclowns in HR insisted I get my Linux ascertciates!

by Retard Yoke June 5, 2013