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Procrastination Rooster

The consequence of procrastination is call Procrastination Rooster. Multiple consequences of multiple acts of procrastination will yield Procrastination Roosters. Procrastination Roosters need immediate attention, or they will make a lot of noise. Procrastination Roosters are easy to keep as pets - ignoring it keeps them around. Procrastination Roosters appear when you least expect it. In some cases, you know when you will be getting a visit from Procrastination Roosters.

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with that next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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Snowy rooster

This occurs when a man nuts on another man’s/his own pubes and let’s it dry then scratches it onto one another’s mouth
Last year Jim gave me a snowy rooster and it’s my favorite holiday tradition
by Bigdaddy15350 January 4, 2023
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dizzy rooster

The act of running your dick around the inside of a woman's mouth before a blow job
"dude, stephanie gave me the dizzy rooster the other night, and it was great!"
by Ace Frehley July 30, 2008
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Poop rooster

The more politically correct version of the "N" word describing the stupid hair, weird walk and strange smell of darker people
Hey poop rooster you can't use your ebt card for gas!
by N.anno0o October 15, 2016
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Screaming Rooster

When the man is about to "finish" the girl pulls out his penis and yanks on it really hard while she inserts a dildo into his behind.
My girl gave me the screaming rooster last night
by Whatyousaid April 25, 2017
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rooster

The act of insterting your penis inside the girl`s mouth all the way in (deep throating) and your balls would hang out on her chin like a rooster`s red thing under his head.
"I would like to rooster you tonight"
by sobousa June 15, 2007
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rooster douche

Grandma exclaimed "I've dropped my rooster douche and I can't pick it up!"
by BamBam1974 September 26, 2010
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