plastic surgery

The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.

Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

Plastic Manners

When two people, or groups of people, meet up unexpectedly and instantly hide their true feelings about each other under awkward and blatantly fake politeness.

After just leaving an unwanted conversation and joining another with a genuine friend:

Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.

Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.

by Easy Living September 29, 2008

plastic birthday

celebrating the person on your fake i.d.'s birthday

"you guys, my plastic birthday's coming up, party?"

"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"

by sultans_of_pdx February 5, 2010

Plastic Avenger

repo man for unpaid for blow-up dolls.

I think I got robbed last night. Either that or it was the Plastic Avenger

by greenmonstahmsn.com July 10, 2010

plastic fork

cheap, common eating utensil with long spikes for eating/killing with, you decide, usually comes in a pack

Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork over baking, heavy breathing dont give a fuck it its carbs that im eating

by metal cheezbooger December 17, 2016

Plastic straws

They are super effective against turtles

Person 1: *Throws plastic straws at a turtle*
Turtle: *Dies*

by Bussin burrito with steel ass January 10, 2022

Plastic pecker

Another term for the word strap on. This device is a dildo attached to a harness mostly utilized for lesbian sex.

Guy 1: I think imma ask monic If she wasn’t to slide tonight.
Guy 2: Nah dude Monica’s gay she was practically begging Debbie for the ol’ plastic pecker

by Datcuzzi September 8, 2020