Fiddle Club

Similar to a diddle club... when a rich, usually a man, buys something like a young boys hockey team, with the intention of gettin’ kinky

Mr. Burns bought the Stars as his personal fiddle club.

by NebraskaMooser April 29, 2021

Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light

He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

Kiddy-Fiddling

The act of pedophilia.

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"

by The Honorable Lord Razikof May 24, 2022

skiddle my fiddle

A phrase used when in very specific instances when running from something or when in great danger.

Eli running away

Also Eli - "skap my bap and skiddle my fiddle."

by Berry Skinny Man February 21, 2022

Fiddling

When you mess around intending to have fun but instead get your ass beat.

Aaron: Dad, Dave is fiddling!
Dad: I’m gonna give him a can of whoop ass

by Beck stewart June 3, 2021

P-Fiddle

The Jewish version of P-Diddy, he is greedy, and rapes people.

Oi vay! Call me P-Fiddle!

by Charlie I. August 26, 2025

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025