Zane Mallin

A hyper ass Glaswegian twat that is obsessed with Americans, Germans, his Cat and his next-door neighbors bell-end.

Zane Mallin...You be a honky ass twat

by Honkey2447 August 14, 2010

Zane

wants to kill himself every day but he doesn’t have the balls

Zane is a fag

by iloveliltracy November 24, 2021

The Zane

When you freeze a girls pubes and spin like a fidget spinner until she incapacitated her self while singing the ningago theme song

That bitch be the zane

by I’m gonna stiff your mom July 20, 2021

Zane

A zane is a really good looking nice human with an elite sence of humor that only some may get e.p: ur mom jokes,that's what she said and deez nuts I recommend not to mess with a zane or you will get bitten or hit with a tiny hammer their also mostly racist to all raise but especially to the whites

zane was mean to chris cause hes white

by That's what she said November 21, 2021

Zane

Zane is a little asain boy who sweats too much at call of duty, He Supports the LGBT Movement and is a ambassador. He firmly believes that the earth is flat and fears one day that talking dolphins and Giant cockroaches will take over the human race. Can cook a mean asain feed for the boys and knows how to push p.

who is that asian boy stealing my girl?

Oh thats zane, he is taking her to the Bahamas

by Izzapoo brown January 11, 2024

Zane

Zane is the sweetest, coolest, funniest, and most sexy person you'd ever meet. You'll find that you have so much in common with him and that he's undeniably the easiest person to talk to. He'll cheer you up when you've cried four times that day and good god if you ever hurt him you are a monster. He's been through a lot, obviously, and he'll tell you that upfront. Rock music is his favorite genre and he is GREAT with his fingers.....On guitar you dirty minded roach. He buys that top tier cologne that smells so good. He'll never fail to make you smile and laugh. Even if he's a little silly sometimes it's cute when he's extremely focused. He's perfect in everyway.

I love you, forever, Zane<3

Girl 1: Have you heard? Zane has a new girlfriend.

Girl 2: Another one? Jesus he's pulling girls left to right.

Girl 1: Yeah, I wish he'd like me...

Zane is perfect.

by Korrupted Soul December 4, 2022

Zane

Hot Roseboy

Have you seen how hot Zane is

by RoseboyLover121 March 26, 2022