watts tower

California pile of junk now a National Historic Landmark

Gona check out watts tower cuz isa got ghz. U Knows what Isa mean.

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 23, 2007

Nicole Watt

1. A figure skater from Melfort Saskatchewan, born April 28, 1985. She suffers from Juvinile Arthritis and is a Canadian Sr. Women's Figure Skating Silver Medalist. She also has a song written about her entitled "Nicole" by Dawson Irvine.

Nicole Watt, a figure skater from Melfort Saskatchewan.

by Dawson Irvine July 29, 2008

watton at stone

home of simon and his TKmax style

Check out my 20p tee, blinging mate cmon

by SimpleOne March 18, 2005

Wattpad

A reading/writing website meant for people all around the world to share their stories but instead is mostly used to read/write erotic, gay, fan fiction that preteen girls secretly masterbate to. Almost all the writers are half decent except for the unpopular, literate users that are shunned because of their views on politics. Most of the users are dumb twelve-fourteen year olds who act like they are fifteen and don't know the proper use of your. The intelligent minority usually debate and argue about relevant topics but the only topic they don't discuss about is the middle eastern conflict because most of the users are stupid preteens who think they can argue with the exception of ten other users who are actually in high school and know that when they are losing an argument, "bla bla bla," is not a good response to prove that they are right. There are also roleplay books which are mostly fan fiction roleplay or sex slave roleplay in which the girl is thirteen with every power imaginable, except the power of stopping the "sexy" college dude from raping/f*cking her. Most of the users are depressed or social rejects.

Person #1: dude what are you doing?
Person #2: I'm on wattpad
Person #1: what do you even do on wattpad?
Person #2: I argue with people, roleplay, and read gay, pornagraphic fanfiction about Harry styles.

Person#1: cool, what are you doing now?
Person #2: I'm roleplaying. I'm an 18 year old slave owner and I'm butt-raping the 14 year old daughter of Zeus because she let me do so
Person#1: awesome, I think I want to go on wattpad

by XShadowXQueenX January 1, 2015

Wattpad

A website with thousands of stories written by amateur writers who wish they were half-decent. They actually couldn't write to save their lives, but instead delude themselves into thinking that they're pretty good.
The majority of the stories are romance, and all the other genres branch off from there. Everything is cliche on there, save for the few good writers who can't find a better place to post their works.

Random girl: OMG! Did you hear that BLAH updated his story, BLAHBLAHBLAH?
Me: I honestly don't care.
Random girl: You're just upset that you can't write like that.
Me: Trust me, woman. A first-grader can write better than those people.

Random girl reading story on Wattpad: Oh no! I wonder what's going to happen to him!
Me: Tell me the title.
Random girl: I'm Crushing on my Hot Step-Brother! The girl just found her step-brother making out with some slut!
Me: The step-brother will notice her, push the slut away, and a few chapters later announce his unconditional love for her.
Random girl: I bet you that doesn't happen, jerk!
Twenty minutes later...
"YES! HE ADMITTED HIS LOVE FOR HER!"

by SmarticleinHiding May 7, 2012

Low-Watt Gurgler

One who was hated by god, and smiten with spinal bifida or another disabling disease. Must now live life pushing themselves along blowing through a straw. Low-wattage refers to the memory and intelligence lost when their parent/parents tried to drown them as a baby to relive themselves of the pain of a cursed child. Gurgler comes from the sound of their throat spasming uncontrolably because they were abused as a child because they were such an easy mark.

My daughter came ou, and she wasn't just a little handicapped, she was a Low-Watt Gurgler in a high back chair.

by dvda gangsta' May 6, 2007

whattawanka

comes from the term 'what a wanker' usually said at the wanker in person but can be used in conversation about said wanker.

"josh kicked nick out of queens of the stone age, WHATTAWANKA.

by colly May 4, 2004