1 definition by SmarticleinHiding
A website with thousands of stories written by amateur writers who wish they were half-decent. They actually couldn't write to save their lives, but instead delude themselves into thinking that they're pretty good.
The majority of the stories are romance, and all the other genres branch off from there. Everything is cliche on there, save for the few good writers who can't find a better place to post their works.
The majority of the stories are romance, and all the other genres branch off from there. Everything is cliche on there, save for the few good writers who can't find a better place to post their works.
Random girl: OMG! Did you hear that BLAH updated his story, BLAHBLAHBLAH?
Me: I honestly don't care.
Random girl: You're just upset that you can't write like that.
Me: Trust me, woman. A first-grader can write better than those people.
Random girl reading story on Wattpad: Oh no! I wonder what's going to happen to him!
Me: Tell me the title.
Random girl: I'm Crushing on my Hot Step-Brother! The girl just found her step-brother making out with some slut!
Me: The step-brother will notice her, push the slut away, and a few chapters later announce his unconditional love for her.
Random girl: I bet you that doesn't happen, jerk!
Twenty minutes later...
"YES! HE ADMITTED HIS LOVE FOR HER!"
Me: I honestly don't care.
Random girl: You're just upset that you can't write like that.
Me: Trust me, woman. A first-grader can write better than those people.
Random girl reading story on Wattpad: Oh no! I wonder what's going to happen to him!
Me: Tell me the title.
Random girl: I'm Crushing on my Hot Step-Brother! The girl just found her step-brother making out with some slut!
Me: The step-brother will notice her, push the slut away, and a few chapters later announce his unconditional love for her.
Random girl: I bet you that doesn't happen, jerk!
Twenty minutes later...
"YES! HE ADMITTED HIS LOVE FOR HER!"
by SmarticleinHiding February 24, 2012