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wheeey

Pronounced "weeee" with a short "y" sound. The sound you make when you're running down the halls of Target barefoot in nothing but your heeled crocks.
Marlee: Wheeey!

Selah: Wheeey! I love running barefoot down the halls of Target in nothing but my heeled crocks!
by weaseltown May 11, 2022
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WheezleHoffer

1. A numb skull, dumbass, or dingus. Someone who is just generally lacking in common sense.

2. Someone who is lazy, useless, or a pain in your ass in anyway.
1. Did you hear about sydney? She wrote her english essay on the wrong book. She’s such a WheezleHoffer

2. You haven’t done the dishes for a week, WheezleHoffer.
by Pseudo$iren May 25, 2022
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wheezer

In most cases, an individual with bad asthma. The connotation is seen in more of a negative light, especially among those who have the disease.
Amog: "Hey, wheezer!"
Us: "What?"
Sugoma: "What's with these homies, dissin' my girl?"
Amog: "What Sugoma said."
Us: *coughs in wheezer in attempt to laugh at Sugoma's terrible singing*
Sugoma: "WHEEZER!"
Us: *cries in Us*
by vibequil June 22, 2022
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wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes
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Wheezed

really drunk really high or really crossed
Bro you were wheezed last night.
by anonymous December 25, 2022
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weezyphilia

A condition where the sight of or even the thought of dead aliens sexually arouses someone.
Because he suffered from weezyphilia, Trey loved to tell his coworkers how dead aliens made him horny.
by AlabamaRaider March 22, 2023
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Weezy

Something related or similar to the alternative rock/power pop band Weezer.

Participating in the Weezer fanbase would also make you weezy.
Person 1: Did you know that weezer is in Cars 2?

Person 2: Who cares?

Person 1: That means that Cars 2 is Pixar's weeziest movie!

Person 2: What the hell are you talking about.

Person 1: I am also very weezy.

Person 2: Why am I still friends with you?
by SCREAM3REFERENC August 9, 2024
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