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HOLY WEEK

- It is the epitome of greatness, the best week during the year.
- The 7 Days of Jesus.
--On the 7th day of Holy Week, my Good God gave to me:
7 cups of warm orange juice, 6 pounds of peeled carrots, 5 Latin lessons, 4 trips to the vet, 3 disinflated tires, 2 "Where's Waldo?" books, and one freaking amazing Holy Week.
- Can be used to describe something totally rad.
PLEASE NOTE:
--Archaeologists fight over the official day that Holy Week begins. The archaeologists in Africa and the Arctic argue that it is on Palm Sunday, while the archaeologists in Kansas City and Zimbabwe say it begins on Holy Thursday.

-To enjoy Holy Week, you must yell it at the top of your lungs at school, work, or in the car like this:

" WOOOOOO. HOLYYY WEEEEK."
-" According to my calender counting down to Holy Week, we are only 345 days away from next year's Holy Week!"
-" Yo, that movie was so holy week."
-" Hey! The 7 Days of Holy Week is up on iTunes now!"
by The TRUE Truth Teller April 11, 2007
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dome week

The week of the month when a girl has her period and the guy gets mass dome! Sucks for the girl, but great for the guy... if he can make it past the PMS stage.
Damn Suzi, it's Dome Week again! I just got my period!
by KelND February 20, 2009
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Kiss someone special week

From March 1st to March 7th, kiss someone who means the world to you.
Ralph: Look at Jake and Lisa kissing over there.
Leslie: Well obviously, it’s Kiss someone special week.
by Sloth man88 February 28, 2021
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National give a girl a hoodie week september 24th-30th

Just let her wear your hoodie, it's not like you'll die
Guy: gives hoodie
Girl: Thank you! I'll give it back soon
Guy: np it's National give a girl a hoodie week september 24th-30th
by Rat bastards September 24, 2019
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dead week

a week long holiday in which the university try to juke students in to believing its a concentrated study period, when actually its a time for professors to give out as many exams as they can; also known as the week holiday professors enjoy to sit back, laugh & torment students... modern-day name: "Professor bullyism"
University: "Dear students, this week is dead week, a no exam week which should be concentrated on studying for finals next week"
LSU students: "yayy, i have 1 exam and 2 lab finals this week"
by twhitechocolate December 3, 2010
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hell week

The week before final examinations in college, thus named because it is the week that -everything- is due. (ie papers, presentations, things of that nature) and yet you must still find time to do other assignments and study for your exams.
I can't go out tonight, it's hell week and I have a paper due tomorrow.
by lamentablemiss December 4, 2009
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Shark Week

The week prior to menstruation in which a woman may experience extreme mood changes, cravings for chocolate, cramps and bloating.
Shark week is that one week of the month when my entire body rages against me and decides to attempt yet another mutiny. Ain't no mutiny like a shark week mutiny!

My breasts ache. My ovaries feel as if a tiny angry troll is squeezing them. I’m bloated like a dead fish and as if by some cruel joke, it’s the one week of the entire month that my husband finds me completely sexually irresistible.
Unfortunately for him, I am like a hybrid between a Praying Mantis and Black Widow spider. All I want to do is rip his head off and eat my young, not necessarily in that order.Pretty much, if you breathe you are in danger of incurring my bloody, hormonal rage and for some reason, I swear my teeth get bigger.
by Truthful Mommy November 3, 2011
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