middle-aged woman wasted

sitting at home by yourself drinking away your insecurities and sorrows.

My boyfriend broke up with me last night; so I'm going home and getting middle-aged woman wasted.

by kattycakes October 7, 2011

Wasted

1.What happens when you do drugs or alcohol
2.What it says when you die in gta
3.Killed
4.Screwed

1.I'm so wasted
2.WASTED
3.He got wasted
4.Looks like i'm wasted here now

by Elliot c June 23, 2008

Wated

When I-talians/A-mericanos try to say 'water'.

i finished my wated = and I'm thirsty!

by Gokalex July 15, 2011

Kanye Wasted

When you go to a Kanye West concert and tell your friends to look after your phone and wallet, and then get so wasted that your friends leave you in the first aid tent, but you escape and leave the concert and are unable to find your way back.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Alex at the Kanye West concert?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard he was Kanye Wasted.

by girlwivdabigbooty_101_xXx May 18, 2011

White Girl Wasted

Getting incredibly drunk off a very small amount of alcohol.

Not exclusive to any race or gender. Simply an expression, similar to Ghetto Booty in this regard. ie: Don't have to be "ghetto" to have the booty.

Five open beers; Six drunk chicks...

...White Girl Wasted.

by The Ghost of Johnnie Cochran July 25, 2012

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

wiggity wiggity wasted

a term used to describe a male or female intoxicated to the point of not knowing who they are, where they are, etc. Usually this stage of wastedness occurs prior to blackout and after wasted.

"Dude, I'm getting wiggity wiggity wasted tonight!"

by haha... .blondie October 25, 2005