whatevs

used for a "whatever" is amore ironical and cool way.

1 person: watcha doin?
2 person: whatevs , none of your business

by nexusshades July 30, 2023

Watership Down

Just by looking at the title without any other context you probably thought this was a book about ships like the Titanic (original 1912 adaptation 1997) or some random shipwreck that isolates the main characters and sends them into an isolated island, in which they are, either converted to that island's culture, or if there is nobody there they start a colony until they are saved by helicopters, or if the entire story is about the shipwreck and they just trying to figure out ways to survive because literally the captain died during the ship's sinking or some sh*t like that... Maybe it's actually about battleships and a naval battle that goes horribly wrong as per usual... Or the guy who's stuck on the island literally just starves to death or something because not all stories need to end on a happy note. Well if you were expecting human characters and a marine-centered plot then guess what bud you're both wrong, because this story isn't centered around the ocean at all and instead named after a hill that looks like the Windows XP hill. Well anyway "Watership Down" is a 1972 story written by British author Richard Adams and is a... I haven't read it yet but all I can say I have watched the '78 movie which despite I was not alive until the 2000s I have seen. It is the definition of "Not all cartoons are for kids" despite the fact that it got a U rating (over here in murica this translates to a G rating)

Watership down: blood, "piss off" and characters brutally killing each other
british board of film classification: u rating, take it or leave it.

by IntergalactalEnergy August 25, 2023

Waterski

The butt equivalent of motorboating boobs

All her weight is in the trunk so i went waterskiing

by anonymous July 15, 2024

Waterslide Enema

When you go down an steep waterslide and the water is forced up your butthole and gives you an unwanted enema.

When at the waterpark I like to watch the women at the end of the steep slide, they pull their bathing suit bottom from the crack of their ass and then you see water run out of their ass. “Did you see her waterslide enema flow out of her?”

by NYPussyvore December 16, 2023

Waterski Racer

Niche group of idiots who enjoy strapping themselves to planks of wood, and hanging on too a piece of rope off the back of a high-end race boat to compete through an imaginary race track made out of floating buoys.

Commonly found repairing not helping their team prepare their boat, putting enough tape on their feet to kidnap a concert, and drinking way too much before they're meant to race.

Evidence : Experience ;)

Bob : "Did you see those Waterski Racers?"
Steve : "fucking idiots! I think they share one braincell."

by pythonyt December 2, 2023

Whatevs

A word used by homosexuals when they have been declined sexual acts by other men.

Frank: no I do not want to sleep with you
Jim: whatevs

by FrankfortAlabama February 11, 2024

waters

A euphemism for beers.

"I'm going for waters with the boys on Friday night."

by crazyfrog81 March 29, 2024