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Jascha Washington

The hottest black kid ever to open up a Possibilites Book in a movie starring Queen Latifah. See also: the reason Shawn and Georgia got to meet Emeril and learn that butter is the secret to life.
It's Romeo.
It's Bow Wow.
YOU'RE BOTH WRONG.
Jascha Washington!

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university of washington

It is a university in the city of Seattle that is like a big chinatown, despite its western architecture. Every third person you pass by on campus is asian. There is a significant number of half-asian people here who try hard to act white and hide their asian ancestry. In your classes you will encounter loud and obnoxious asian-american guys who interrupt class to crack lame jokes, gay people who talk like the opposite gender, loners who came from another state, and nerds who join a fraternity and suddenly think they're badass. If you are expecting to find life-long friends in college, UW may be the wrong school for you.

Besides that, it's a decent school with decent education.
Parent 1: My daughter is a freshman at the University of Washington.
Parent 2: Is that right?
Parent 1: Yes. She is very excited.
Parent 2: Well, I feel bad for you.
Parent 1: Why? UW is a great school!
Parent 2: Only if she wants to be raped or marry a Bruce Lee.

Asian Parent 1: My son go to Yuuu double-ru.
Asian Parent 2: Oh myyyy gawd. U very good parent make very disciprined child.
Asian Parent 1: *asian laugh* We replace American flag with China!
by xcaliburmese January 2, 2014
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Washington Orange

Rainier (or other Washington State brewed beer) in combination with Orange Crush (or Fanta), traditionally enjoyed, inadvisably, at work.

Usually two parts beer, one part soda, or to taste.
I'm done with my projects for the day, how about we get some Washington Oranges?

"We had an easy afternoon, we mostly spent it 'crushing oranges'"
by TheOrangeCrusher February 1, 2013
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washington window washer

When you cum on a girls face then wipe it off with a one dollar bill thus known as a washington window washer
My girl needed her face washed so i gave her a washington window washer
by team anal May 5, 2014
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Washington Wet Smacker

When during intercourse, a sexual partner urinates on the second's buttocks, then spanks their buttocks as hard as they can to produce a loud, wet smack.
Samantha gave Josh a Washington Wet Smacker, which could be heard downstsirs accompanied with a manly scream.
by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016
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Washington Fireball

When one takes a wig, soaks it is gasoline, and hurtles it towards a loved one.
Mom: Ima kill your brother!
You: Why?
Mom: He tried to give me a Washington Fireball!
You: Oh @#$%
by dhughes June 14, 2016
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Washington Hot Tub

Tanna went to the bathroom for the 8th time, but this time she used the Washington Hot Tub.
by GratzNaturia June 7, 2016
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