Port Washington is a small town 30 miles north of Milwaukee with close to 11,000 people. Its full of people that think they're more important than they really are, making news on cnn for stupid enough issues as hazing, and a controversial gay survey. Kids are stupid, adults go crazy over everything, but occasionally you'll find someone pretty cool. Downtown has a curse where small businesses shut down every year, and are replaced by another which will just get shut down again. The cops are the biggest assholes you'll find in Wisconsin, and its against the city ordinance for anything to be open 24 hours. Since theres nothing to do after 9:00, kids resort to mischief and drugs. Then the parents bitch about it.
by frsky August 02, 2007
1. The place where Obama lives
2. Where the worst traffic in the world is.
3. Not the best place to live, so dont even bother.
2. Where the worst traffic in the world is.
3. Not the best place to live, so dont even bother.
by hatingthisplace December 18, 2010
revolutionary leader for america
A.K.A. - G Dubs
known for his deisel work in the revolution, although he lost at the battle of new york he lead us to vitcory at yorktown and helped break away from the british.
A.K.A. - G Dubs
known for his deisel work in the revolution, although he lost at the battle of new york he lead us to vitcory at yorktown and helped break away from the british.
by nud ronoc February 01, 2005
When a girl is giving you head and you jizz on her head then you throw baby powder on her her head making her look like george washington. Usually used for sexual humor.
by raidermac0210 July 11, 2008
by quasiduck March 09, 2011
Shititest team in hockey that bends around shoving their sticks deep in there assholes. After each game they proceed by having gay sex with chosen members of the coaching staff.
by shitywok33 June 23, 2011
Port Washington is a town in northern Long Island. The middle school pretty much sucks, and most of the staff voted to kick out the Principal.. but no luck yet. We have kool yaht clubs, and we all know Main St. rocks. It takes us about 45 minutes to get to a decent mall.. and we wish they would just build one here! The rich kids live in Sands Point, and everyone else lives elsewhere.
Thats pretty much it. COME TO PORT WASHINGTON!
Thats pretty much it. COME TO PORT WASHINGTON!
by port_is_hott May 31, 2005