Vodkan

A person who makes or vends vodka, typically at street corners or in stalls.

I went to the vodkan and bought myself a few drinks.

by Onjalladude January 5, 2010

Vodka Zombie

One (usually male) who is so inebriated that they have the appearance of an undead creature. They are often spotted stumbling through social gatherings/parties, mumbling incoherently and usually end up face down with the cup of vodka still in one hand. With males, these foul beasts are often overcome by an insatiable lust for pussy, so watch out ladies. Don't try reasoning with these fucking beasts, as they are beyond help at this point of intoxication.

(Steve) Man, Gabe was one dumb son of a bitch last night.

(Kevin) No, he was a vodka zombie, Gabe is a dumb son of a bitch when he's sober.

(Gabe) Fuck you both.

by iLOVEtwat May 22, 2010

Vodka Goblin

A term used to desrcibe people from the Slavic culture, particularly those from the Russian Federation. It is used to mock the heavy drinking of vodka which is associated with the slavic population

Russian in CSGO: RUSH B CYKA BLYAT
Non slavic man/woman: shut up you stupid vodka goblin!

by Dr.Blyat February 5, 2018

ass vodka

when someone drinks vodka from another mans ass crack, often leads to a burning sensations in ones corn hole and the drinkers eyes... can leave the taker with pink eye

Jordan : Man, lets do some ass vodka

Bartlett : Hell yeah man, I bend over, this guy here pours, you open up your gob!

by TheDrinker March 23, 2009

VoDkA

Nickname of Dylan Klebold, one of the Columbine killers. Second to REB DoMiNe, or Eric Harris.

-Hey, REB.
-Yeah, VoDkA?
-This is fun!
-Kill as many motherfuckers as you can!

by GoDDess- December 26, 2010

bakon vodka cream pie

when pan of hot bakon grease is slung onto an unsuspecting whore's vagina. The burn is then sterilized with the cheapest vodka available and the friend of the grease slinger then administers a standard cream pie to said whore.

That whore on the tiki bar wanted a body shot but got a bakon vodka cream pie.

by fishy oil May 21, 2011

Barton's Vodka

Vile, disgusting vodka that is only mildly tolerable after being ran through a pitcher water filter and mixed with cheap ass mixers.

"Dude, this Barton's Vodka isn't too bad after the filter!"

"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."

by MrShadySack February 24, 2012