vesting

-when one spends money frivolously to get laid
-investing in useless things to attract the attention of a special someone

Person 1- Wow, why did Steve spend so much money on that shirt?

Person 2- I don't know, dude. Steve just wants to get in her pants.

Person 1- Can't believe he is vesting so hard.

by bobskittlescents May 6, 2011

vestibule

1.A place where OMG omg HI2u! is deemed intelligent, re: a fuckhole
2.A place where assclowns reign sumpreme

my mother drank, did coke, and stabed her stomach when she was pregnant with me. I should go down to the vestibule where i feel smart!

by john March 18, 2003

Vesty

A nickname for a bitchy, chubby, moronic girl who wears hideous puffy vests.

Stupid Vesty from our art class keeps rolling her eyes at us.

My God, Vesty's new hair color is horrible! So is her fake tan!

by ilovedougie April 12, 2008

velstar

To borrow something expensive, never return it and blame it on someone else.

1. "Lets try to velstar that guy's sevenleaf!"
2. Did you hear about Joe? He got velstarred bad.

by ryguy January 18, 2004

Sweater vest

a lot of chest hair

excess hair folicles on ones' chest

Man #1- "Hey, you shave your chest?"
Man #2-"Watchu say boi?"
Man #1-"I said...you have a nice sweater vest."

by Gumbi December 27, 2004

vestibule

1. A small entrance hall or passage between the outer door and the interior of a house or building.

2. Total shit.

Welcome! After walking through the vestibule, you'll notice the bathroom, where you can take a vestibule if you need to.

by I'm a genius, don't worry July 19, 2004

Vest Punk

"Hardcore" punk kids who sew safety pins of various punk bands on a denim vest. They are usually pussies but will glare at you anyways.

Most Vest Punks listen to the Adicts and get beat up by skinheads.

by Alcore September 22, 2006