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Vampire oral

A vampire who goes down on a girl who is menstruating.
"I had gave her the best vampire oral in the world."
"Man that was a tasty vampire oral."
by GothLolita15 November 18, 2007
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Vampire Kisses

A book series. Written by Ellen Schrieber. A way better version of the: girl, vampire, girl falls in love with vampire scene. Better than Twilight. And the vampire's name is Alex not Edward Cullen and the girl's name is Raven not Bella.
Person: Hey have you read Vampire kisses?!
person2: yes, isnt it off the chain!!
by Kimberlyyy__ October 25, 2008
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Vampire

A badass, classic monster. It resembles a human, except for it's long, sharp fangs, and unusually pale skin. It lives on blood, sucking it from it's victims by biting them, usually on the neck. Similar to a zombie, the victim either dies, or turns into a vampire.

A vampire sleeps in a coffin during the day, as it will burn in the daylight. It is also often associated with bats.

Not to be confused with a sparkling little fucking FAIRY that stalks girls in high school 1/8 their age.
Girl: OMGG EDWARD IS SOOOOO HAWT!!!!1!!ONE1!!!!!

Boy: Please die..

This is an example of how the Vampire has been tainted forever.
by Name removed by the NSA December 13, 2013
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bush vampire

One who likes to eat out a girl while she is on her period. This practice (also known as giving a rainbow kiss) is very risky as to diseases and is also probably the most disgusting thing known to man.
He got hepatitis C from being a bush vampire.
by Jessica April 26, 2004
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Vampires

A being with need of blood for sustenance and an affliction to the sun.

There are several different kinds of vampires.

Morroi is the most rare. It is when a pregnant woman gets bit and her child lives. Said child is moroii and is self-feeding.

Stragoii would be the example of the mother who was bitten.

Lamia is a long reaching family of vampires where each generation is, in fact vampiric.

Stragoii and Lamia are both stronger than made vampires and moroii. They often have superstrength and some sort of mind connect to other beings.

According to several sources, being made vampire takes up three days and is often extremely painful. The process sometimes only requires being bit once. Other times it the victim must be exchange blood with blood mate once everyday for the period of three days.

The victim often becomes disoriented and slightly maddened during the process.

Vampires are able to lure their prey quite easliy through talents and sometimes a special body secretion that is irresistable to all other living beings.They're prey comes practically willing.

Most vampires live in covens or families.
The Vampires disappeared under the veil of night as quickly as they had appeared.
by Ms. K.G.H October 16, 2008
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VampireFreaks

A networking website for Goths. It was created by the king of bats, Jet. This website is affiliated with a clothing company called Fuckthemainstream, which is ironic because VampireFreaks continues to attract more and more emo and scene kids (who all shop at Hot Topic) everyday, even to the point of letting My Chemical Romance create a VF profile. Profiles include a profile rating system, which seperates the cool & popular goths from the uncool & unpopular goths, even though all goth kids supposedly 'don't give a shit' about being popular.

If you want access to the entire site or other privilages, you have to pay for a premium account, which is pointless because what can possibly be cool enough on that site that you'd have to pay to access it? Oh yeah, adding moar music to your already shitty playlist of nothing but Combichrist and Mindless Self-Indulgence songs. Also, with a premium account, your photo album can hold at least twice the capacity of photos of yourself crying fake blood and grayscale images of dead and/or bloody roses.

VampireFreaks has opened up a clothing outlet in New York, which will then be made into a chain of stores, and then turn into another Hot Topic; thus defeating it's own purpose as a non-mainstream company.
VampireFreaks is a mediocre website.
by Wasabimoto September 4, 2009
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Chocolate Vampire

When your not just friends with a girl but your not dating.
are jim and jane dating? no they're just chocolate vampires
by Gageimusprime January 3, 2008
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