verbally shank

To issue a punishing put-down. Invented as a new substitute for "treat".

"You're dumb as shit."
"Oh!!! VERBALLY SHANKED!!!"

by venomlash April 5, 2009

Verbal Clap

When you diss someone to such a thorough level they cannot retaliate

1st Guy: 'Mate, your girlfriends a dog.'

2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'

1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*

3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'

by Aviate January 25, 2009

verbal turtle

Man lays on his back while the woman sits on his upper chest while she blows him forming the shape of a turtle.

Man we did the verbal turtle last night

by wormy139 February 26, 2010

Verbal Stun Gun

A series of words or phrases which seem to make sense initially, but actually don't. This momentarily stuns the target audience as they try to process the information.

John: I'm goning to get a bunch of Buffalo's starters for my fantasy team this year.

Mike: I dunno... you might not wanna throw your hat in the pie with that.

John: (pauses a minute in confusion from Mike's verbal stun gun) Throw my hat in the pie?! WTF are you talking about?!

by Schlagerboy August 30, 2010

Verbal Nutrition

Food for thought.

I really need some Verbal Nutrition.

by Budben1 February 26, 2011

Verbal Viagra

Indicates the ability to sustain long-running commentary, either in person or via social networking. In personal settings, known as "diarrhea of the mouth." See also: 'Wordy Turdy'

Tony responded fifteen times on Bob's facebook post. Who slipped him the verbal Viagra?

I finally managed to get away from that dude at the bar. He wouldn't shut up; someone must have slipped him the verbal Viagra.

by reagan.fanfic October 8, 2011

Verbal Diaphram

The equivalent to "Cock Blocking" for females.

Little Mary Lou decided to "Verbal Diaphram" Suzie Q when she told the stud at the bar that Suzie Q had an STD.

by Maxineie September 27, 2011