velocadouche

A velocadouche is essentially just a bigger version of a douche

"Nah Dez is no douche ... he is a velocadouche"

by Yannbo February 2, 2010

Velanne

is a French village, located in the department of Pas-de-Calais and region Nord-Pas-de-Calais. The inhabitants of this small city are called Airois or more seldom Airiens.

A commanderie of the templars and Benedictines' abbey, there remains a section of wall and tunnels that were discovered in 1972.

Being successively part of the county of Flanders, the county of Artois, the dukedom of Burgundy then Spanish Netherlands, Aire-sur-la-Lys is definitely attached in France by the treaty of Utrecht (1713).

Velanne is a community in south-eastern France.

by campana anna February 3, 2010

Velocistamos

Referring to a half velociraptor half "Greatest Actor Who Ever Lived" John Stamos, otherwise known as the Most dazzling creature to ever roam the Earth.

Oh dear god the raptor fences are down, lets just pray we dont run into a velocistamos for if we do he will swoon us with his devilish charm...then eat us.

by JLAT March 19, 2011

velnorp

something you say when you don't know what to say

DUDE1: dude like seriously she totally wants the d
DUDE2: velnorp

by _WHalePEnIS_ January 26, 2014

velociraptoring

A condition of one's hair where bits & pieces of it tend to stick up like the spines running along the head of a lizard or dinosaur.

"how does my hair look? am i velociraptoring?"
"uh, no; it looks good"

by rwrecks September 10, 2015

Velociratchet

Typically an African American ratchet woman, known to steal and prowl from store to store. Always be careful and aware because they do travel in pairs. While identifying, be sure to look closely at the absurdly large hoop earrings, scent of cocoa butter, cheap clothing, and ugliness.

Steve: Hey bob I want you to stay toward the front of the store okay?
Bob: Why is that?
Steve: Velociratchets often hunt these hours on a Friday, but don't get to close now.

by Farmertone September 22, 2015

Velociratchet

A ghetto bitch who is too cheap to purchase her own merchandise, therefore swiping it. Be careful for these Velociratchets, they are known to prowl around on Fridays.

Bob: Be careful man, Velociratchets are known to prowl in these areas, most of the time in packs.
Jim: Okay I'll be careful near the front door.

by Farmertone October 4, 2015