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Vegetarian Vampire 

Fags with fangs who clearly don't understand the fact they're already damned, so 'restraining' from killing humans(also animals) doesn't do shit for their morality/afterlife/credibility/personality.

Also, a core vegetarian belief is that the lives of mindless animals are worth the same as those of human beings - So, in theory, being a veggie vamp doesn't make you a better person because it means the same as if you were feeding like a non-fagcula.
Edward Cullen, of Stephenie Meyer (in)fam(y)e, refuses to drink the blood of human beings, thinking it makes him 'principled', thus making him a vegetarian vampire.
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vegetarian 

someone who doesn't eat anything to do with animals. people are NOT vegetarians if they eat fish, gelatine, wear leather etc. they are sad. yeah i'm elitist, so what?
1- "hey look at me and my hot-ass leather shoes, tuna sandwich and PETA shirt. i totally believe in animal rights and i'd never eat one."

2- "so.....you'd never harm a living animal?"

1- "never, it's wrong."

2- "so that dead cow on your feet and dead fish on your hands didn't die for you?"

1- "..............fiddlesticks."
vegetarian by mhairi April 7, 2005

Vegetarianism 

The subject of conversation that people use to bribe you into feeling bad about yourself,because vegetarians are often thought badly of,but are actually doing what they know is right.
They avoided talking about vegetarianism to avoid embarrassment.
Vegetarianism by SomeoneNew June 16, 2012

vegetarian 

vegetable killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The carrot stood no chance against the vegetarian.
vegetarian by Alfonzo February 11, 2004

vagitarian 

slang term for lesbian (comes from a combination of vagina and the suffix from vegitarian => also a play on words)
Jane is a total vagitarian.
vagitarian by JL Anderson December 28, 2007

Vegetarian 

An ancient derogatory term for an idiot who cannot hunt nor fish.
Modern day usage:
Tom: 'Whats 9+10?'
Jack: '21!'
Tom: 'JACK YOU VEGETARIAN!'
Jack: 'chuckl'd.'
Vegetarian by theretortstand. December 1, 2014

Vegetarian 

a fag
guy:are you a vegetarian?

fag:yes
Vegetarian by colla93 July 15, 2011