mhairi's definitions

vegetarian

someone who doesn't eat anything to do with animals. people are NOT vegetarians if they eat fish, gelatine, wear leather etc. they are sad. yeah i'm elitist, so what?

1- "hey look at me and my hot-ass leather shoes, tuna sandwich and PETA shirt. i totally believe in animal rights and i'd never eat one."

2- "so.....you'd never harm a living animal?"

1- "never, it's wrong."

2- "so that dead cow on your feet and dead fish on your hands didn't die for you?"

1- "..............fiddlesticks."

by mhairi April 7, 2005