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Radical Feminazi

Radical Femenists That do Slam Poetry. Those have said that listening to a Radical Feminazi Slam Poem is equivalent to listening to an Adolf Hitler speech.
Guy 1: Yo dude, have you ever listened to a Hitler speech?
Guy 2: Nigga Hitlers dead. But I sure have listened to a Radical Feminazi Speech
Guy 1: Oh shit, so you have?
by Alfonzo July 4, 2016
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donald trump

The reason hair care products were invented.
Guy: "Why were hair care products invented?"
Girl: "Donald Trump."
Guy: Makes sense.
by Alfonzo April 20, 2016
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diablo

Possibly the best video game in exhistance. If you ever find yourself sucked into it, be sure to promptly and efficently uninstall the game and lose the cd key. You may experience withdrawl, but it is worth it in the end. The best remedy for the withdrawl symptoms is lots of porn and an avoidance of large, red orbs.
Damn, I wish I could play Diablo with you guys, but I lost my cd-key! I'll just have to go home and masturbate.
by Alfonzo March 8, 2005
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pfnr

PFNR- An acronym which stands for "Party For No Reason."

A PFNR are sleepovers that occur monthly at a certain person's house. Typical PFNR traditions include taking your friends' phones and disabling them, or taking thousands of pictures. Another tradition is drawing on the face of the first person to fall asleep, with permanent marker. (These drawings can be anything, but a hairy penis is accustomed. )
Steve: "Yo man you going to the PFNR at Charlie's tomorrow?"
Bill: "Hell yeah, man. I'm gonna draw a dick on yo face."
by Alfonzo June 9, 2016
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blockbuster and bang

Like Netflix and Chill, but for the early 2000s. The act of renting a movie/show from Blockbuster, and having it play on the background during sexual intercourse.
Guy 1: yo dude ima bout to blockbuster and bang with mah girl
Guy 2: doooooooope
by Alfonzo June 15, 2016
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Vaping

Guy 1: Man I was waiting for this girl outside the restaurant, and when she arrived she saw me Vaping. She blocked my number!
Guy 2: You dumbass bitch! You were Vaping. That's why you're single
by Alfonzo May 29, 2016
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dong gargling

The act of putting every part of the male genetalia into ones mouth, during Oral sex. This includes both testicles, as well as the penis.
Guy 1: Yoo I was with this girl last night and she was dong gargling me!
Guy 2: Yooo no way man.

Guy 1: Yeah she had it all in there- The penis and the balls
by Alfonzo May 31, 2016
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