vagando

"VA-JOHN-DOW" Noun. The act of being an enormously huge douche bag at all the wrong times. May be casued by the infectious disease of Vagando-itis. Effects The testicles causing them to crawl back into the pelvic area, male pattern baldness, and constant poser identity changes. I.E.- from prep to redneck and vise versa. May cause uncontrollable urges to desparately sleep with under age females w/o asking for identification.

That was a acto de vagando.
" says who" ? Vagondo Right?

by vago king April 23, 2008

vagance

lazy,do nothin,real word for chillin.

what shu doin?
notin

by lol October 28, 2003

vaganus

a birth defect where the vagina and anus become one organ

"dude i went to fuck her and pleaure her but as i did my finger poked through the anus to her vagina where i could feel my hand

by QTip February 3, 2003

vacant house

when you get to a party and the DJ is playing some boring uns uns beats and nobody is dancing.

We passed by there but they were playing vacant house and nobody was dancing.

by debudebu November 24, 2009

Vaganna

When a Male has a banana(dick) but acts like such a bitch that he has become a vagina

Stop bitching and whining, you are being a fucking vaganna

by AutonomousCreeper March 1, 2011

vaganus

a birth defect in which the vagina and the anus are still seperate holes but they are located in between the buttocks

I tried stuffing my cock between her legs where the vagina is normally located.But to my amazement it was actually located between her fartcheecks.

by Le`on Diego April 27, 2003

Valan

A cool guy who has a unique name and is well known for being an epic gamer and is a reliable source of swag when you need it.

"Valan is a pretty rad dude"

(other person) "Yeah totally bro"

by Totally not Valan October 13, 2020