Underwear Kisses

A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.

Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 3, 2018

Under Format

A DJ who Plays only Underground House Sub-genres

Solomun, Jamie Jones, Patrick Topping are Under Format Artist/DJs

by Kevin "BUHOO" Vargas August 5, 2019

Underdogged

The act of one individual scooting across another individuals face as if to clear their glands

I think the rash on my face is from being underdogged by Sally last night.

by NNRMC CHIII June 20, 2020

Undercut

A strategic move in racing to get past the car in front without actually overtaking it on track. The car behind will pit earlier, do a quick lap on fresh tyres and come out in front once the other car has pitted.

Commentator: 'Red Bull are pitting this lap, they might be trying to get the undercut on the Mercedes.'

by James Vowles May 13, 2021

underwatet

Synonym for flooded.

That house sure is underwatet (that's what I told my friend when his house got flooded)!

by Underwatet123 December 10, 2022

Lunch Under The Pipes

A sexual act where the partner massages a man's anus, grundle, and balls with his/her tongue.

"Lunch Under the Pipes" literally bridges the gap between the anus and the balls thus affording each partner maximum pleasure.

For a Similar Definition See tossed salad

"Last night, Thurgood and I were watching a movie and I ended up having some lunch under the pipes. It was pretty great."

by ResIpsa March 10, 2010

Mile Under Club

The act of having sex in a submarine.

You: Dude i just joined the mile under club.
Friend: You mean mile high club?
You: No, i fucked in submarine bro.

by R3FRACION October 10, 2011