Tweeting while you're being paid to do your job, not tweeting. Say at a really boring staff meeting, or while on the phone with your boss.
Sally is the queen of subversive tweeting--she sent out forty tweets during that brainstorming session at work on Monday.
by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver June 22, 2009
What happens when you sit on a smartphone with the Twitter app installed. Similar in concept to butt dialing, but more embarassing because it can be seen by the whole world.
Herp: dsfargeg asdf blueberry muffins
Derp: @Herp wtf?
Herp: @Derp Sorry, my smartphone keeps butt tweeting.
Derp: @Herp wtf?
Herp: @Derp Sorry, my smartphone keeps butt tweeting.
by Kimura January 04, 2012
An accomplished, presumably irreversible deed or fact; a thing already done by announcing it on Twitter.
A fait accompli accomplished via Tweet.
A fait accompli accomplished via Tweet.
Even though he hadn't proposed, their engagement was a tweet accompli once she announced it on her Twitter page.
by The KLH September 19, 2010
So the other day I was totally on the highway and this stupid car cut me off I was like what the fuck and I swerved over. Needless to say I…….
Sorry about that last Tweet. I’m such a tweet tard
Sorry about that last Tweet. I’m such a tweet tard
by phiberosmosis September 12, 2009
When some activists on Twitter decides to go full retard and organize a "Tweet storm" like it's a real IRL demonstration.
by Norwack April 04, 2015
a genital snapshot - often depicting a state of arousal - sent by a gentleman to a lady friend he has just met on a social networking site. Often ends up being permanently downloaded to the hard drive of his wife's divorce lawyer.
by Rob9811 November 06, 2011
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