subversive tweeting

Tweeting while you're being paid to do your job, not tweeting. Say at a really boring staff meeting, or while on the phone with your boss.

Sally is the queen of subversive tweeting--she sent out forty tweets during that brainstorming session at work on Monday.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver June 22, 2009

butt tweeting

What happens when you sit on a smartphone with the Twitter app installed. Similar in concept to butt dialing, but more embarassing because it can be seen by the whole world.

Herp: dsfargeg asdf blueberry muffins
Derp: @Herp wtf?
Herp: @Derp Sorry, my smartphone keeps butt tweeting.

by Kimura January 4, 2012

tweet accompli

An accomplished, presumably irreversible deed or fact; a thing already done by announcing it on Twitter.

A fait accompli accomplished via Tweet.

Even though he hadn't proposed, their engagement was a tweet accompli once she announced it on her Twitter page.

by The KLH September 19, 2010

Tweet Tard

Anyone who doesn't understnd the 140 character limit of Twitter

So the other day I was totally on the highway and this stupid car cut me off I was like what the fuck and I swerved over. Needless to say I…….

Sorry about that last Tweet. I’m such a tweet tard

by phiberosmosis September 12, 2009

Tweet Storm

When some activists on Twitter decides to go full retard and organize a "Tweet storm" like it's a real IRL demonstration.

There's a Tweet storm tomorrow to demonstrate against a new bill

by Norwack April 4, 2015

meat tweet

a genital snapshot - often depicting a state of arousal - sent by a gentleman to a lady friend he has just met on a social networking site. Often ends up being permanently downloaded to the hard drive of his wife's divorce lawyer.

My meat tweet a "moment of madness", says Premier League footballer.

by Rob9811 November 6, 2011

tweet talk

cybering on a chat website (like twitter)

tom: i was tweet talking andrew's mom, cathy, on myspace last night.

shane: dude, she's like 50... you ain't getting any from her...( mutters under his breath "cathy is such a whore... tom's like 15...")

by andrea eats rainbows June 1, 2009