teenager

A legal and cultural age set in modern America defined to infantilize, pamper, stifle, and enculturate young adults. Historically a development of the clan-phobic American attempt to shunt social constraint of young adults from the family to the educracy. This phenomenon is supported by widely held myths of "adolescent rebellion", which is often paradoxically feared and stimulated by zealous custom. see teenteen

"I got married at 15, so I never really was a teenager."

by Brighid N May 10, 2003

teenage angst

A stage most freshman/sophomore girls in high school go through. Instead of taking the time to feel better about themselves, they elaborate their sad feelings by purchasing black clothes for an "image", cutting themselves for attention, writing in their LiveJournals about why their lives suck, and say that their parents are out to get them. Some become so brain damaged that they run away from home and write really crappy poetry about how nobody has it worse than they do.

Marina: "Cindy's such a drama queen. Why does she have to tell us her life sucks every day?"

Carla: "Don't worry about it, she's going through her teenage angst phase. She's a freshman, remember?"

by Morbidia June 2, 2005

Teenagers

They scar the "living shit" our of Gerard Way

Lyrics: Teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They could care less as long as someone will bleed. So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose.

by Maggz14 December 27, 2013

teenage angst whore

Everyone knows a teenage anst whore. Long hair, constantly complaining,often named Ryan.

*A thorn in my side :) !

by Mary knows who May 6, 2005

teenage girls

theyre all emotional...and moodswingy...and annoying! but ho hum...

teenage girls week:
monday: i love you so much babe!!xxxxx

wednesday: your sucha b*tch-keep away from me!!

Friday: im sorry-can we be friends? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

sunday: get out of my life you £!?& !!!

by inkypinkponky April 29, 2011

Teenager

Some one who is ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrows maths quiz

Teenagers are human treated as children but expected to act like adults.

by JustNick1O1 April 9, 2016

Teenager

Ok, learning time.
Being a Teenager myself, I feel I am best qualified to define this word. A teenager is anyone between 13-19. For some reason your brain says "Hey I just turned 13 so it's time to contemplate the universe!" For no reason at all. Each person usually "Discovers themself" at this age. (I discovered I am a Satanist ) and sometimes when you tell people about yourself, they'll say "It's just a phase"It is a time as well where half the time your questions are answered with "Your not old enough" or "Your too old for that"
There are many types of teens. Including but not limited to:
Stereotypical Teen.
•Always on phone
•Rebel
•Lazy
•Dumb
Emo:
•"Ugh..."
•Always "Misunderstood"
•their skin burns when exposed to sunlight
•Similar to an Edgelord.

Edgelord

•usually claims to be a Satanist but uses St. Peter's Cross
• Jokes about shootings and thinks it's ok.
• See douchebag
Average Teen
•The commonly held Teen "Norm" among teens
•Favorite food is usually pizza
•lazy
•food is life
•Always Tired
Punk
•Listens Strictly to Metal
•usually has a Mohawk and leather jacket.
•Rebel
Nerd
•Likes books and video games.
•good grades
•usually the Butt of the joke, especially in "I studied the BlAdE" Memes
Memester
•at least 2 social media profiles filled with memes.

•only talks about memes
•can be but us not always an Edgelord
There are many upsides to being a Teenager! One is you start to learn to drive.
In short being a Teen is just confusion.

I am a Teenager.

by UrbanScribe7 January 17, 2018