Turder

When someone has had a major accident in the toilet.

"There's been a TURDER!" This must be said in a broad Scottish accent.

by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003

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target

a stupid ass store which whenever i try to shop in or pick somthin up there i get bombared by old men trying to get me to sign up for a target visa who wont let me leave the store without trying to stop me or pursuading me to get their stupid card. Body guards stand at the entrance and exits .

target is stupid dont go there

by bingy February 23, 2005

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Turbert

The pasty substance you find in your pants after a series of awkwardly wet farts.

Dude, I've had a two minute shart in class today, I can feel the turbert starting to glue my crack shut!

by turbert347 April 5, 2011

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tudged

The term for getting penalised by centrelink

Today I didn't have enough money for a train fare to get to an appointment with my job network provider so they tudged me.

by Occupy Centrelink June 6, 2017

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Target practice

A game where you throw a dildo off the roof/window/balcony during a party or outside event to see it if hits someone. Points are given in reference to how far the target is, how close you got to hitting it, and how long is the projectile.

I played target practice with my friends at the party last night, and I was convicted for sexual and normal assault

by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019

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