Tejana

becoming close with tejana is like unknowingly stepping into a rollercoaster ride. she will excite and terrify you to levels you couldn’t even dream of. her laugh is magnetic, making heads turn from every direction. as you get to know her, it’s like every corner you turn comes something completely unexpected and impossible to predict. she doesn’t tolerate any kind of bullshit, always ready to speak her mind. she’s brilliant, excelling in everything she tries. she’s like a really nice alley cat, yknow? tejana loves intensely and will do whatever it takes for you to be on the same level. she smells faintly of smoke and old spice. once you meet a tejana you won’t be able to get enough, she’ll strike your curiosity. if you have a tejana in your life, see it through my boy.

“holeh who is outside yelling and being all deadly”
“ch that’s just tejana”

by urfavouriteexgirlfriend February 3, 2022

toejam

The art of inserting one's big toe into another's anus for pure pleasure.

"Did you toejam her last night?"
"Nah, bro. She didn't have any nail clippers at her house I could use first."

"I'm really into toejamming."
"Sweet, just let me take my sock off."

by Romeo's lover & the blonde one January 1, 2012

Treacle

Little fucker

Are you talking to that treacle again?

by Bawbag1984 October 1, 2014

teejay

A teejay (phonetic T J)
is a TSA code word for a male who opts out (refuses to go through the whole body scanner at the airport. It stands for "Tiny Johnson" and is presumably based on the idea that if a man doesn't want to be seen that way, it is because he has small equipment. See"gropefan" for female opt outs.

Don't forget to log the teejays before you go home.

by cnyphercube March 3, 2011

tepid tejano

while performing a hairy taco (also in urban dictionary.com) you put lukewarm gravy on her tits and she thinks you have blown your load. when she looks up you get her in the face and tell her some sour cream fell out of the hairy taco

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

treacle scone

A small and often strange creature, the treacle scone is found lurking mostly in the city of Glasgow. A strong part of a treacle scone's existence is smoking cannabis and chillaxin with the reefa man dem.

Treacle scone? More like laura fucking meiklejohn.

by Sir Sconesalot March 31, 2008

Toejam

Proper noun: Toejam McFly- fetish model working primarily through myspace, specializing in WAM, and foot fetishes.

Toejam has huge monkey feet- she can even write with them.

by f00tlvr September 23, 2009