Christmas tree surfing

Holding on/sitting on a Christmas tree and being dragged around while it is pulled by a vehicle. This is accomplished by tying one end of a rope to the tip of a Christmas tree and the other end to a tow hitch on the vehicle. The rider sits on the tree and then the driver pulls him/her around along with the Christmas tree, and hence "surfs" across the street/lawn.

Did you hear about the guy who wiped out while Christmas tree surfing? He hit a parked car and is now in the hospital!

by allen314159 December 30, 2009

Tree Skeet

-noun
The pollen (jizz) that is released from trees to propagate it's species. This same pollen (jizz) is what millions of people are allergic too.

Dude, why are your eyes all red, and your nose running, and why do you keep sneezing?

Man, it's all this tree skeet in the air.

by rockwidit04 October 24, 2011

tree bastard

A mystical creature that dwells in the forest. Often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. Almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an Uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.

Damn I was walking thru the woods last week and a tree bastard attacked me.

That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things

by the magican November 3, 2011

rubber tree

A small tree in a planter with condoms (rubbers) on it given to couples as a gift/gag gift.

My father gave us a rubber tree at our wedding.

by honestgrove July 15, 2014

Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019

Dollar Tree

a lot of the stuff they have actually works contrary to popular beliefs they food you should be skeptical of but the snacks like chips and popcorn are on-point the cleaning supplies are a deep discount, c'mon damn near a gallon of bleach for $1 that's baller my g or the fabuloso or trash bags

Dollar Tree- Trial Size Quality, Solid and used by many--- the notebooks which trachers tell ypu to buy have pages some of which are of shitty quality

Just think of it as a playground for One Dolla' Balla's Pimps and Playas from the Himalayas

by stackmeup240 March 29, 2020

Tree Snipper

A derogatory term for an arborist.

That tree snipper left a massive branch in my front yard.

by McFetty May 12, 2020