torpedo

A long turd.

Man, I just flushed a torpedo there. Shit, the bathroom smells.

by Your Ass September 28, 2003

tennesee tophat

another word for a mullet like ape drape or wisconsin waterfall

Check out the bitch with the tennessee tophat

by davieboy June 8, 2005

Torch

A woman so hot that upon seeing her, your groin bursts into flames and your eyes begin to water from the existential crisis that overwhelms you from knowing you'll never ever bang her

"Check out this video - it's Jessica Simpson in Dukes of Hazard"

"What a torch! Well, no point in living anymore."

"Probably, but hold that thought, let me grab the fire extinguisher"

by MartyTheGolfer December 17, 2017

Speedo torpedo

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

by TooSick4U July 15, 2007

Topher

Nuff said folks.

Fan girl 1: "Oh my boobs, is that Topher???"
Fan girl 2: "No that can't be, Topher is waaay cooler."
Fan girl 1: "YES IT IS!! ZOMGZZOMFGZZ<?:~{}{!"}£"%!!!"
Fan girl 2: "ARGHHH IT IS!! LET GO LUBRICATE HIM!!"
*lots of squeaking and happiness*

by GotTheMoooves June 5, 2009

torpid

sluggish, lacking enthusiasm, lacking excitement.

The public's torpid response to John McCain's candidacy was electrified when he nominated Sarah Palin.

by Old-School-Con October 23, 2008

Flaming torch

When you are titi fucking a girl with no lube so that the friction warms your dick up and then you stick it in her vag.

last night I gave jenny a flaming torch and she climaxed.

by dyylan November 28, 2007