toss her salad

The art of eating a woman's ass.

guy 1: Boy look at that girls ass.
guy 2: Yeah, I'd like to toss her salad.

by Pamela K May 18, 2006

Tossing a Dwarf

When one farts hard, expecting nothing sinister, and a nasty surprise ensues. This useage arose after the battle of Helm's Deep, which is an thinly-veiled innuendo for an anal cavity.

Victim: Hurry up and get us to Taco Bell... I think i just tossed a dwarf. (Tossing a Dwarf)
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!

by Mr. Clean Trousers March 22, 2009

ring toss

When having sex with a girl who uses the nuvaring for pregnancy prevention. You start really digging in and the ring slips on to your cock. Either loosely or real tight like a cockring.

"I completed the ring toss last night. So when I left, I took some of her stuffed animals home."

by DnonameworksD June 19, 2007

skeet skeet toss

the act of masturbating and literally tossing ones jizz into someones face, mouth, ass crack, or just about any other area.

1. skeet skeet toss in yo face ho

by joey lucisano October 10, 2004

Salad Tossing

To Toss someones salad is to explore the anal cavity (clean or dirty) whatever your fancy, and gyrate your tounge is a circular licking motion in on, and around the anus, rimming with such affection in the "Salad" - hence the term "Toss my Salad" or kissing starfish

Very Work Friendly-
Hey Brian, can you take my shift on Friday? I don't know Darren, Can u Toss my Salad?
- In front of family- I'll do the dishes if you "toss my salad"

by dom April 9, 2005

Tosh.Faux

saying that a video was on Tosh.0, when it wasnt.

Guy 1: Dude look at this video that i saw on Tosh.0 wasnt it great?!

-watch video on youtube-

Guy 2: That was retarded. This video is Tosh.Faux

by assssburgers August 18, 2010

Toss The Salad

1) To lick, and pleasure the anus
2) To mix chopped up marijuana with chopped up hash bricks.
3) To mix various vegetables, beans, pastas or fruits into a single dish.

Toss the salad, Bitch.
Are you going to toss that salad or what? I want to get high.
I hope mom finishes tossing that salad soon, I'm hungry.

by Acephalous September 21, 2004