The Jim Buckaroo: doggy style then in the crucial moment.........your fictional father Jim Buckaroo enter the room and stops... and stares for a second (keep in mind you are staring back while continuing your doggy style. "woof woof" amiright ;) and then flicks his hat up (bc hes canadian, of course) and slowly says....
"Im hanckering for some meat, yall know where i can find some?"
you nod slowly and he winks back. but you cant be disgusted...because hes your fictional father. youve had so many fantasies with him. its only right.
Jim Buckaroo joins the fray.
This sentimental moment touches you. You cry....
before you know it. you are in the columbian fathers of confederation (where in a 3 way the girl is blowing the first partner, while the first partner is concurrently doing the same to partner two with lubrication being the tears (welcome to Columbia)) you look up and through your tears you see Jim Buckaroo looking down at you.
he tips his hat down and says
"its time",winks, and says "wipe those tears away son"
you wipe them and suddenly.... Jim Buckaroo is gone. You look down...theres no one there.
You're alone...
you look up and see the padded walls surrounding the room. your sitting there. in the sea of white. and realize.....
Everything.
"yee haw" you say faintly as you breakdown at the reality of life.
yee haw...
"Im hanckering for some meat, yall know where i can find some?"
you nod slowly and he winks back. but you cant be disgusted...because hes your fictional father. youve had so many fantasies with him. its only right.
Jim Buckaroo joins the fray.
This sentimental moment touches you. You cry....
before you know it. you are in the columbian fathers of confederation (where in a 3 way the girl is blowing the first partner, while the first partner is concurrently doing the same to partner two with lubrication being the tears (welcome to Columbia)) you look up and through your tears you see Jim Buckaroo looking down at you.
he tips his hat down and says
"its time",winks, and says "wipe those tears away son"
you wipe them and suddenly.... Jim Buckaroo is gone. You look down...theres no one there.
You're alone...
you look up and see the padded walls surrounding the room. your sitting there. in the sea of white. and realize.....
Everything.
"yee haw" you say faintly as you breakdown at the reality of life.
yee haw...
by two bros in a hot tub November 15, 2019
by JimLogic March 31, 2021
A mowing company and way of life. Founded by Father Jim. There is 2 kinds of Jim’s Mowing. The mowing company and the religion. The religion is a steam based one founded on Garry’s Mod. People in this religion are named something to do with Jim, mainly a Jim Pun (For example “Jimmigrant” And “Jimquisition”) or a Jim company like “Jims Plumbing” or “Jims Purger”
by Fedora Stoat July 20, 2019
The act of pissing in a condom and freezing it, then having a female masturbate with it while it is frozen.
by thatoneman42069 May 17, 2022
by jimmycrackcornnnnn May 15, 2010
Middle weight karate champion in the 1970's. Co-starred as black hero in ENTER THE DRAGON, and many low budget martial arts flicks of the 70's. The Lenny Kravitz of martial arts. And a pretty good tennis player. Character killed in acid bath in ETD.
Jim Kelly was the idol of Eddie Griffin's character in UNDERCOVER BROTHER.
Hey, don't dive in there! There's a raw sewage spill upstream. Don't pull a Jim Kelly!
Hey, don't dive in there! There's a raw sewage spill upstream. Don't pull a Jim Kelly!
by Lenny Kravitz May 20, 2006
handsome, good-hearted, gentleman with older people but with a friend who likes to cheat and love to be friends. will do something very hard if he wants to. always in sadness. like acoustic music.
When jim meet his friend
F: hey jim
J: yes motherfucker ?
F: give me your fucking water , i wanna drink .
J: take it yourself bitch
F: hey jim
J: yes motherfucker ?
F: give me your fucking water , i wanna drink .
J: take it yourself bitch
by Ginger berly humhum December 29, 2017