Tiddle

To fondle with boobs.

Can I tiddle your boobs?

by RE13-L March 29, 2024

Toddlerescent

A pre-teen who doesn't know how to talk. They walk around fully self-absorbed.

My daughter is a Toddlerescent.

by vocnavdirector January 25, 2025

toddlerescent

A pre-teen that doesn't talk to anyone as if they don't know how to talk.

My daughter is a toddlerescent.

by vocnavdirector January 25, 2025

Toddler

The children (from 1-5 years old) that scream, hit, throw, cry, and spit.

I found toddlers at the whole universe, like a Toddler Apocalypse. How am I surviving this hell with Demonic Toddlers? FUCK FUCKING TODDLERS! THEY'RE FUCKETY FUCK FUCKS!

by BlackandPinkSquidSister January 30, 2025

Toddler

Used to refer to a male of interest to a cougar or interested in a Cougar.

The toddler is to scared to pull the trigger to go day drinking.

Think I might as well break down my age barrier for dating and give a toddler a try because my & and older have issues.

by THERULEY73 April 20, 2025

Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.

“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”

by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025

Tiddle

A group of men, usually past their prime, standing in a circle in jorts comparing their Corvettes.

Is he having a mid life crisis? Naa he just likes to tiddle.

by Squishipillow February 11, 2026