Thompson

A fat waste of space who hits women and lives in a filthy house

Look at him over there he's such a Thompson

by Nickreef September 6, 2020

Marcellus Thompson

A man who owns a meme page on Instagram and has a decent following who also has a abnormally large penis

He also has a smokin hot girlfriend Hazel like damn

Person 1: “Omg who is that guy he’s so hot”
Person 2: “He’s such a Marcellus Thompson”
Person 1: “I know right”

by NGMARSH November 22, 2021

Thompson

Someone who is addicted to gay porn but denies it

They search a man orgi on pornhub and get caught out by the friend but deny it.
The friend says *you bloody Thompson*

by Jodyisavreet August 7, 2020

Thompson

The M19A1 (?) Thompson SMG was a Submachine gun that saw use in WWII, Though it only saw action in use of Gangsters and most Non-Commisioned-Officer (NCO). That’s all I know tbh

Oh and the Thompson can have a ‘Stick’ magazine or a ‘Drum’ magazine.

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

thompson goodbye

When you're trying to leave an event and the hosts come out to talk to you for another 20 to 68 minutes in the driveway.

See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.

See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.

Sentence: "I'm an hour late home as my parents engaged me in a Thompson goodbye"

CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."

by Ms. JGT November 13, 2023

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

Dan Thompson Exit

When you leave a discord call suddenly, or with no explanation

"Sam did a Dan Thompson exit right there"

by CactusInPot September 11, 2020