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by Jonothan123456789 April 10, 2019
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The Patrick Type Likes To Play Fortnite And Smoke Weed Like The Fat Cunt All Patrick’s Are, Being A Patrick Means Not Really Caring About This Snapchat Shit And Sleeping.
Who dat der bred der la?
That Patrick m8

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by Urban DicPics July 17, 2018
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Patrick may not be the sexiest man or the strongest but he will have one great love in his life. He will protect this girl till is last breath. He is kind, caring, loving, romantic, and can always turn a bad day into a good one with his sarcastic comments
Bro Patrick just help me out after my girl left me
by That irish bastered July 7, 2018
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an absolute wasteman!!!!! He is so desperate to get shordies but they all reject him. he got one who looks like a chimp. A Patrick is a wannabe cool kid and likes cock. Ladies stay away from him.
"EWWWW look its Patrick Graham.. he's such a wastemonnn someone collect him"
by GamerBoy2020 May 10, 2018
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Patrick gives off a rapey vibe and probably has a big nose you should be scared of patricks
Person1:oh shit is that a Patrick
Person2:let's bounce
by Cumdumpster69420 October 19, 2020
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A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY
I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate
by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023
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It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times
Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!
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