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Patrick

it's not a date with Patrick if he doesn't poop at least 3 times.

Girlfriend: Patrick you're using the bathroom again?

Patrick: yes it means I'm healthy!

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It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times

Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!

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