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Chewing the carpet

Woman: I'm going to Lucy's
Man: Why?
Woman: Chewing the carpet
by Strongasanoxe September 5, 2016
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carpet bombing

When someone puts their arms out to represent wings and acts like they are a flying airplane while passing gas and leaving a vapor cloud in their wake. As to represent themselves as bomber airplane that is dropping bombs.
Sam: What the heck is the new guy damian doing?

Chad: hurry up and move...he's carpet bombing!
by chadlamo November 21, 2011
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Purple Carpet

When a woman has been punched in the Vagina so hard it turns purple from the bruise. Hence the purple and if she doesn't shave, then the carpet.
You keep messing with me woman and you'll end up with purple carpet.
by d1rt May 16, 2011
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carpet kaleidoscope

The puddle of vomit on the floor. Typically indoors hence the "carpet" prefix.

Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".

Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.
"I feel sick..."
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"
by Flatster October 28, 2005
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carpet tunnel

she had a tight carpet tunnel.
by tobyjones June 13, 2007
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Carpeted the shed

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).
Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!
by Britana6332 June 10, 2020
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carpet snail

A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.
You suck at Quickscoping you putrid Carpet Snail!
by Carpet Snail April 19, 2017
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