Faux Pod

The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.

Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.

by April S. November 6, 2008

Pod

A person who cannot spell or type very well; a child with special needs

That boy's a right Pod

by Meh April 25, 2003

Nook pod

A calming environment for humans. A hug for the brain.

Whoa bro, why don't you just Nook pod and chill.

by Nook America December 27, 2019

Angelo Pods

The newest Apple product. Unlike the air pods, these will constantly activate Siri and ask for Spanish homework answers.

Bro, these Angelo Pods are so fucking annoying!!

by Mark Ass 22 February 14, 2019

Tide pods

It's the most delicious fruit ever. Dey be making you trip balls bitch.

Drunken fuck: Yo you got any tide pods?
Salty: Do love catnip?
Drunken fuck: Ye
Salty: Exactly

by SaltyPawlty February 16, 2018

Birth pod

Egg donor female version of sperm donor. Unfit mother that birth child and left.

It's just been the kids and I since their birth pod left.

by Kvk903 January 8, 2020

Sweet Pod

The act of dipping your juice pod into syrup before inserting it into your vaporizer then using it through your nose to give a feeling if euphoria

"I heard Gabrial only does Sweet Pods now that his dads in jail to relieve his stress"

by Quasai January 4, 2021