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jason

jason is the whitest person you will ever see then if you look at his dick it looks like Donald trumps dick so he could fuck off his dads dick nigga. He looks like he just got out of a insane asylum fuck crazy as shit his hair line looks like a noodle
jason looks like mr.jeremys hair line
by legqeth,absmcvs February 6, 2020
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jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"
Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.
by scarygary3 March 4, 2009
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Jason

Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..
so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..
by OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy October 21, 2010
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Jason

Jason can be a asshole at times but deep inside Jason is a loving person. Jason is an athletic boy with abs he loves football a lot. Jason is also a gylsist lots of girls like him but he likes only 3 and those girls will always be in his mind. If any girl gets him you will be a luck girl he’s the most loving boyfriend of them all and also trustworthy.
Jason the king
by Unique Mamés.x December 21, 2019
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Jason

A heart warming person, almost all the time he knowledges other people feelings just by looking at their facial expressions. He likes to be in a quite place, he seems that being lonely is something that’s quite positive, he could be very weird at times but inside him he almost has a deeper reason inside everything he says, he always imagine and think of things or obstacles that he want to overcome, he is a kind hearted, delightful, boy.
Person 1: hey Jason’s acting all weird
Person 2: his name is Jason what do you expect
Person 1: I expect him to be better than you
Person 2: Obivously he is better than me
by Skeletonbomber March 23, 2019
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jason

a bitch ass guy who doesn’t know how to keep his mouth shut so now he’s going to get shot by the homegirl’s boyfriend
jason is dumb
by aowkne September 1, 2019
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Jason

Omg Jason is so jason
by Hayden.smith220 October 9, 2020
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