When a group of friends is enjoying smoking pot and one person decides to hold the joint/bowl while talking your ear off about a random story that nobody gives a shit about.
Jimmy and Steve were smoking a joint steve kept holding the joint and letting it burn out, "Steve, quit Granting the joint and pass that shit."
by ATM BITCH! July 1, 2008

Greatest writer who ever walked the earth. One half of the duo who created Red Dwarf, he has also written the classic comedy sci-fi novels Colony and Incompetence.
by Snake March 22, 2006

A ridiculous sports fan combining front running for both the raiders and Brett Favre. A grant walker usually tends to not believe they should be classified as such because "they didn't know what frontrunning was when they were 5".
These fans are made even more despicable by their tendency to banter inappropriately with good decent fans of local teams.
These fans are made even more despicable by their tendency to banter inappropriately with good decent fans of local teams.
by kapinsano October 18, 2008

The main vocalist in the group "Progress in Color", an experimental/indie group created with his good friend Caleb VanBuskirk.
They are a rather new group from Oklahoma and make beautiful music,
unlike others.
Compareable to copeland, and the almost.
He is very beautiful, and his voice is too.
He's also extremely attractive.
They are a rather new group from Oklahoma and make beautiful music,
unlike others.
Compareable to copeland, and the almost.
He is very beautiful, and his voice is too.
He's also extremely attractive.
boy: "OH MY GOD, Progress in Color is coming to our town!"
girl: "Holy shit, i want to marry Grant Thomas, he takes my breath away"
girl: "Holy shit, i want to marry Grant Thomas, he takes my breath away"
by Cheeseycheese April 17, 2008

by ILoveGrantPark91 January 5, 2011

Hooker: Hey wanna suck my tits?
Hugh Grant: Erm, I really erm, would rather suck erm, a penis.
Hooker: Oh you're gay?
Hugh Grant: Erm...yes.
Hugh Grant: Erm, I really erm, would rather suck erm, a penis.
Hooker: Oh you're gay?
Hugh Grant: Erm...yes.
by bob johnson December 11, 2004

A Modern Day God, with multiple talents and traffic stopping good looks, also known as that hot kid over there
by wouldntyouliketoknow666 December 10, 2010
