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Granting

When a group of friends is enjoying smoking pot and one person decides to hold the joint/bowl while talking your ear off about a random story that nobody gives a shit about.
Jimmy and Steve were smoking a joint steve kept holding the joint and letting it burn out, "Steve, quit Granting the joint and pass that shit."
by ATM BITCH! July 1, 2008
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Rob Grant

Greatest writer who ever walked the earth. One half of the duo who created Red Dwarf, he has also written the classic comedy sci-fi novels Colony and Incompetence.
by Snake March 22, 2006
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grant walker

A ridiculous sports fan combining front running for both the raiders and Brett Favre. A grant walker usually tends to not believe they should be classified as such because "they didn't know what frontrunning was when they were 5".

These fans are made even more despicable by their tendency to banter inappropriately with good decent fans of local teams.
Look at that guy at the bar in the raiders hat and Favre jersey. He's such a grant walker
by kapinsano October 18, 2008
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grant thomas

The main vocalist in the group "Progress in Color", an experimental/indie group created with his good friend Caleb VanBuskirk.
They are a rather new group from Oklahoma and make beautiful music,
unlike others.
Compareable to copeland, and the almost.
He is very beautiful, and his voice is too.
He's also extremely attractive.
boy: "OH MY GOD, Progress in Color is coming to our town!"
girl: "Holy shit, i want to marry Grant Thomas, he takes my breath away"
by Cheeseycheese April 17, 2008
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Grant Park

Small town not even on the map of Illinois.
Very boring.
Also known as 'Gangsta's Paradise'
I went to Grant Park this weekend & slept the entire time.
by ILoveGrantPark91 January 5, 2011
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hugh grant

British actor who adds "erm" in everyone of his lines.
Hooker: Hey wanna suck my tits?
Hugh Grant: Erm, I really erm, would rather suck erm, a penis.
Hooker: Oh you're gay?
Hugh Grant: Erm...yes.
by bob johnson December 11, 2004
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Jake Grant

A Modern Day God, with multiple talents and traffic stopping good looks, also known as that hot kid over there
Girl 1: OMG hes fit, i'd tap that

Girl 2: Hell yeah thats jake grant
by wouldntyouliketoknow666 December 10, 2010
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