Amazon shut in

A person who has no reason to leave the house, bathe, shave, or even change their clothes because that purchasable in life, which would normally take errands--and the social hygiene associated with same--can be ordered to their front door step from that "internet rain forest" which has all.
Dude, the dog smells better than you. When was the last time you showered?!

Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!
by ribick November 21, 2019
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AMAZON ISLANDS CANCELLATION

When AMAZON WHOLE FOODS AND THE POLICE AGENCIES set up ROCK FEVER.
Now obviously STANFORD doesn't want you as they say in. BURLINGTON GAME as the convenience to WHOLE FOODS MARKET to TONGA , FIJI, MELANASIA just didn't PAN OUT as the ELDER ABUSE FRAME ANAL ALAN well this TONGA DUDE who made up a nonsense CHINESE WORD NAME LANG TU failed to not only extinguish the receipt to me but the ...ADULT CYAN IDE GA ME the card I picked "I AM A PIECE OF SHIT" KEVIN NISHITA " was SAN JOSE MEDIA MURDERED..plus the two bottles of PEDIALYTE as he kept them after I said there would be repercussions for ruining my TARGET MERCHANDISE AND SUITCASES Later YOGI from FIGI at the STANFORD HOTEL and the PENULTIMATE EVENT that all parties arrangement have him UNION CITY but due to this happening AMAZON has DECIDED TO STOP SELLING THAT GAME AT THEIR BOOKSTORES and ANDY JASSY has decided to send CHOP SHOP VILE CUMT plus has decides AMAZON ISLANDS CANCELLATION is in order.
by DISTRAUGHT August 16, 2022
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Amazoned

Amazon employees getting burnt out, frustrated and fucked up by Besos and his stupid dream.
Dude I was on on-call duty this week fucking 8 pages within one night!! Amazoned the shit out of me!
by dungeeee December 14, 2020
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amazoned

When you buy something on amazon.
Person1: Hey Nice shoes, where did you buy them? Person2: Thanks , i amazoned them last week.
by KoroOW February 07, 2018
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amazoned

converted to automation.
Jobs in rural areas have started to be amazoned, so there are fewer jobs for people.
by smjgJsbjgsm May 17, 2019
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amazon basic

when you’re someone who shops from big-box retailers instead of supporting independent businesses.
Person 1: yeah I’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on black friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic
by independent business owners November 20, 2020
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